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Song Parodies -> "Asteroids"

Original Song Title:

"Love Train"

Original Performer:

The O' Jays

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Arcade Junkie

The Lyrics

Something's just floating in space
Big rocks
They're called Asteroids, Asteroids

The center is just where I am right now
I can shoot any asteroid that's in my way, too
I can hyperspace when they're too many
And I will keep, keep on shootin' every one through

(repeat chorus)

Thrust, is the button, taking me somewhere
Doesn't take me to McDonalds, or beauty school
Alien ships come in at the station
And if I shoot it, I get bonus, bonus points too, well-ell

(repeat chorus)

Bigger rocks, Thruster slide
Hyperspace, another place

(repeat chorus 4x)

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Overall Rating: 2.0

Total Votes: 1

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