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Song Parodies -> "Glove Train"

Original Song Title:

"Love Train"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The O'Jays

Parody Song Title:

"Glove Train"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

And National Glove Month continues! Enjoy the parody!
People all over the world, (everybody)
Join in. (join)
Start a glove train, glove train.
People all over the world, (all over the world, now)
Join in. (glove ride)
Start a glove train, glove train.

The next stop that we make will be Poland.
Tell all the folks in Norway and Sweden, too.
If you feel like you’re freezing down in Hell,
Get on this train; it’s so perfect, perfect for you.

Well, well.

People all over the world, (you don’t need no money)
Join in. (come on)
Start a glove train, glove train. (it don’t take fame, no, come on,)
People all over the world, (ride this train, ride this train, y’all)
Start a glove train (come on, train), glove train.

All of you brothers over in Canada,
Tell all the folks in Finland, and Belarus, too.
Please don’t miss this train at the station,
‘Cause we don’t want to have to go and, and unfreeze you.

We-ell

People all over the world, (sisters and brothers)
Join in. (join, come on)
Start a glove train (ride this train, y’all), glove train.
People all over the world, (don’t need no credit card)
Join in. (come on, ride)
Start a glove train, glove train.

Ride, let it ride.
Let it ride.
Let it ride.
Just like BTO.

People all over the world, (on this train)
Join in. (ride the train)
Start a glove train, glove train. (ride the train, y’all)
People all over the world, (come on)
Join in. (you can stand on your hands)
Start a glove train, glove train. (wearin’ gloves)
People all over the world, (‘round the world, y’all)
Join in. (come on)
Start a glove train, glove train. (screw the media, y’all)
People all over the world, (ride, ride)
Join in. (join in)
Start a glove train, glove train. (ride, I said this train)
People all over the world, (glove train)
Join in.
Start a glove train, glove train…

[fade out]
Copyright 2017 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by being unable to start your own Love Train

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Rob Arndt - February 15, 2017 - Report this comment
You should do Donna Summer's "Love to Love You Baby" as "Love to Glove You Baby!" 555!

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