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Song Parodies -> "Back Labbers"

Original Song Title:

"Back Stabbers"

Original Performer:

The O'jays

Parody Song Title:

"Back Labbers"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

(what they do)
they smile as they chase
all the time they wanna bite your face
the black labbers...(black labbers)
(they pick up your trace)
all the time they wanna have a taste
the black labbers...(black labbers)

all you fellows who may own one
hope you're really takin' care...yeah yeah
they may maul all of you fellows
you'd better beware...yeah yeah
someone's out to get you baby
you'll end up all bloody...i don't mean maybe
fangs are long...clenched tight, is your wrist
knock you down on your back...give your neck quite a twist

(what they do)
they'll chew on your face
all the time you're gonna lose that race
the black labbers...(black labbers)

you'll be gettin' late night visits
man's best friend ?...hah !...who they foolin' ?...not me
take over your house...again and again and again and again...yeah
when done with you, they'll get your woman
they'll drive you from your home...cause they just keep on comin'
what can you do when those beasts want a snack
you know those teeth feel just like knives in your back

(what they do)
they smile as they chase
all the time they wanna bite your face
the black labbers...(black labbers)
low down doggies

(what they do)
when riled, pain takes place
violent faces...violent faces on all these guys
go wild in your place
i mean they're low down dirty doggies...(black labbers)

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Yoidy - November 04, 2006 - Report this comment
I had no idea they were so dangerous! Thanks for warning me! 555 I like the line, "all they wanna do is bite your face."
Meriadoc - November 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Must have been inspired by that news story of some months ago. Wasn't hers a yellow lab, tho'? Of course, that would have had to have been "Unmellow Yellow"
Michael Pacholek - November 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I wish I'd thought of this. Wait a minute, I came pretty close, with the first-ever "Back Stabbers" parody on Amiright:
alvin rhodes - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks yoidy merry and michael

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