(fast tempo electric guitar intro)


Tipsy from a strange and different wine
Guzzling it frantically until he's blind
Chasing with the warmth of a burning rum
Sleazing shots of bourbon whiskey just like a bum

Oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh

Hope this drunk won't think of driving home...


(fast tempo electric guitar instrumental)


Speeding through a barrel of a million beers
Winepress is the only sound that reaches his ears
Frightening him with visions of sobriety
Dreaming of a future swilling J & B

Oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh

Don't let this clown think of driving home...


(vocal and fast tempo electric guitar bridge)


Tipsy from a strange and different wine
Mixing it with margaritas of all kinds
Chased it with a roll of antacid Tums
Heaving with the nausea of the drinks he'd done

Oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh

Grabbed his keys - he won't be driving home!


(gradually slowing tempo, electric guitar fade to end)