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Song Parodies -> "I'm a Retreiver"

Original Song Title:

"I'm a Believer"

Original Performer:

The Monkeys

Parody Song Title:

"I'm a Retreiver"

Parody Written by:

Katiej444

The Lyrics

I have a labrador...that should explain everything!
I think love is tummy rubs and wagging tails.
Sent from someone else, and just for me!
Rubs they have obsessed me.
Rub me till I gleam.
Tummy rubs have haunted all my dreams!

So won't you rub my face, cause I'm a retriever!
Then you can trace, right down my spine.
Oh I love rubs, ooooh I'm a retriever
You can rub my fur, till I die!

Looks like rubs are more or less a giving thing.
Seems the more I want, the less I got.
What the heck I'll try it, it's driving me insane!
I need some rubbing now, or I'll cause pain!

So won't you rub my face, cause I'm a retriever!
Then you can trace, right down my spine.
Oh I love rubs, ooooh I'm a retriever
You can rub my fur, till I die!

Rubs they have obsessed me.
Rub me till I gleam.
Tummy rubs have haunted all my dreams!

So won't you rub my face, cause I'm a retriever!
Then you can trace, right down my spine.
Oh I love rubs, ooooh I'm a retriever
You can rub my fur, till I die!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
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 2   0
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 3   0
 2
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 4   3
 1
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 5   3
 3
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Michael Pacholek - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Rule Number 1 of Ami-writing: If an idea sounds obvious to you, hit the Amiright search engine, just to be sure it didn't already sound obvious to someone else. If it has, then yours oughta be a LOT better than theirs. This was OK, but hardly worth seeing this title again.
Stephen aka Step-chan - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
555, very cute, I've never voted on the others(because I never looked for the others).
neither "decade police" nor "mr critic" - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
I do believe TOS was from the 60s. But the pacing is slightly off, so I voted a four in that category.
katiej444 - January 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments. This was my first try at parodies. Should have checked to see if it had been done, but I did it for fun for my dog. Didn't really care if it had been done before.
carol - January 11, 2006 - Report this comment
agree with the other posters but the idea was cute and I love animal parodies in good taste. 444

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