Song Parodies -> The Constipation
| Original Song Title: | "The Pushbike Song" |
| Original Performer: | The Mixtures |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Constipation" |
| Parody Written by: | Aussie Bloke |
When I was in school I had to sing this bloody song EVERY time we had an assembly and so in revenge I thought I'd take the piss out of this song and hearing the pedalling actions "eeeechhh oooooochhh arrrrrrchhh" sounded like a constipated person trying to push out a hard one and so I came up with "The Constipation Song":
Sittin’ my arse on the toilet heaving
Tryin’ to do a poo(ah-ooh)
Been eatin’ too much pasta and pizza
They clog up my bowels
I’m con-sti-pated
Unable to do a poo
I’m con-sti-pated
Need to take some lax-a-tives
(Sounds of grunts, groans, heaves, pushes of a really constipated man)
Tried shoving up sup-pos-it-ories
But I still cannot do a poo (ah-ooh)
Pushin’ so hard my face is red and my brains’
Spinnin’ out of my head
I’m con-sti-pated
Unable to do a poo
I’m con-sti-pated
Need to take some lax-a-tives
(Laxatives!)
Heave heave bowels
Goin’ heave heave heave
Down up muscles
Down up down (ah-ooh)
But I gotta push this shit
Out of my backside right now
Before my arse gets piles
Hey hey hey hey
(Sounds of grunts, groans, heaves, pushes of a really constipated man)
Now I’m squirting my bumcrack with mini enemas
So it will soften up my poo (ah-ooh)
A-heavin’ on the dunny with my utmost forcin’
But my poo’s way too damn hard
I’m con-sti-pated
Unable to do a poo
I’m con-sti-pated
Need to take some lax-a-tives
(Laxatives!)
Heave heave bowels
Goin’ heave heave heave
Down up muscles
Down up down (ah-ooh)
But I gotta push this shit
Out of my backside right now
Before my arse gets piles
Hey hey hey hey
(Sounds of grunts, groans, heaves, pushes of a really constipated man)
(shit finally comes out) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Tryin’ to do a poo(ah-ooh)
Been eatin’ too much pasta and pizza
They clog up my bowels
I’m con-sti-pated
Unable to do a poo
I’m con-sti-pated
Need to take some lax-a-tives
(Sounds of grunts, groans, heaves, pushes of a really constipated man)
Tried shoving up sup-pos-it-ories
But I still cannot do a poo (ah-ooh)
Pushin’ so hard my face is red and my brains’
Spinnin’ out of my head
I’m con-sti-pated
Unable to do a poo
I’m con-sti-pated
Need to take some lax-a-tives
(Laxatives!)
Heave heave bowels
Goin’ heave heave heave
Down up muscles
Down up down (ah-ooh)
But I gotta push this shit
Out of my backside right now
Before my arse gets piles
Hey hey hey hey
(Sounds of grunts, groans, heaves, pushes of a really constipated man)
Now I’m squirting my bumcrack with mini enemas
So it will soften up my poo (ah-ooh)
A-heavin’ on the dunny with my utmost forcin’
But my poo’s way too damn hard
I’m con-sti-pated
Unable to do a poo
I’m con-sti-pated
Need to take some lax-a-tives
(Laxatives!)
Heave heave bowels
Goin’ heave heave heave
Down up muscles
Down up down (ah-ooh)
But I gotta push this shit
Out of my backside right now
Before my arse gets piles
Hey hey hey hey
(Sounds of grunts, groans, heaves, pushes of a really constipated man)
(shit finally comes out) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Ahahaha,i can totally relate to this song! Its like a story of constipated life!
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