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Song Parodies -> "Hairy Buggies In Your Stool"
Original Song Title:
"Everybody Plays The Fool"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Main Ingredient
Parody Song Title:
"Hairy Buggies In Your Stool"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
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(spoken)
Ok, so your farts smoke
You sit around mopin'
Itching, scratching
You say you feel something in your butt hatching?
Well,
Before your hands go near your ass
Dig this...
(sung)
Hairy buggies in your stool,
From slime
There's no detection of them, you'll,
Miss 'em, maybe!
They may be visible if they're huge
They ain't dyin'
Hairy buggies in your stool
(woo-woo-ooo)
Swallowing sushi's such an easy thing to do
But there's no guarantee that the fish you love
Is gonna love you
Ohhh
Sushi lov-ers cannot see
Their dinner squirm pa-rasitic'ly
Bugs come deeper
From in the ocean
And once inside, you
Feel their mo-o-o-otion
Hairy buggies in your stool,
From slime
There's no protection from them, you'll,
Miss 'em, maybe!
They may be edible if they're huge
Just stir-fry 'em
Hairy buggies in your stool
(woo-woo-ooo)
How can you help it
When your buddy says "I'll pay!"
And your desire for, that sushi,
Sweeps you awa-a-ay
Ohhh
Tuna on rice is all you see
You're chowing just like a shark on speed
(And) Now you sigh
But when you poo
Down in the bowl
Someone smiles at yo-oo-ou!
Hairy buggies in your stool,
From slime
There's no detection of them, you'll,
Miss 'em, maybe!
They look like Godzilla if they're huge
You wanna eat them again
Hairy buggies in your stool
Hairy buggies in your stool,
From slime
They chew through rectums, although you'll,
Miss 'em, maybe!
They'll drive your SUV to your school
They eat lions
Hairy buggies in your stool
(woo-woo-ooo)
(repeat chorus and flush)
Ok, so your farts smoke
You sit around mopin'
Itching, scratching
You say you feel something in your butt hatching?
Well,
Before your hands go near your ass
Dig this...
(sung)
Hairy buggies in your stool,
From slime
There's no detection of them, you'll,
Miss 'em, maybe!
They may be visible if they're huge
They ain't dyin'
Hairy buggies in your stool
(woo-woo-ooo)
Swallowing sushi's such an easy thing to do
But there's no guarantee that the fish you love
Is gonna love you
Ohhh
Sushi lov-ers cannot see
Their dinner squirm pa-rasitic'ly
Bugs come deeper
From in the ocean
And once inside, you
Feel their mo-o-o-otion
Hairy buggies in your stool,
From slime
There's no protection from them, you'll,
Miss 'em, maybe!
They may be edible if they're huge
Just stir-fry 'em
Hairy buggies in your stool
(woo-woo-ooo)
How can you help it
When your buddy says "I'll pay!"
And your desire for, that sushi,
Sweeps you awa-a-ay
Ohhh
Tuna on rice is all you see
You're chowing just like a shark on speed
(And) Now you sigh
But when you poo
Down in the bowl
Someone smiles at yo-oo-ou!
Hairy buggies in your stool,
From slime
There's no detection of them, you'll,
Miss 'em, maybe!
They look like Godzilla if they're huge
You wanna eat them again
Hairy buggies in your stool
Hairy buggies in your stool,
From slime
They chew through rectums, although you'll,
Miss 'em, maybe!
They'll drive your SUV to your school
They eat lions
Hairy buggies in your stool
(woo-woo-ooo)
(repeat chorus and flush)
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LOL, one of the reasons I like your tsuff, is sometimes you can come up with the goofiest titles for your parodies ( ie "Breaded Fleas" "Hay Chewed" . "Melted Feathers" ) and this is a great parody and title, great job johnny 5's!
May I say, EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW! Fabulous title and a very good 'look' at some bugs. Good work! 5's
Thank you, Jack and Adagio! I think this one's quite possibly my grossest and creepiest parody to date..... heh heh heh eeeeeewwwwwww!
555. Now, what was it you really ate? Was this from your appearance on FEAR FACTOR??? lol
Qapla'! Your "sushi" does not have the honor of our "gagh", the official Klingon food that makes your eyes water and your breath catch in your throat - our gagh is a WARRIOR's meal - when it's fresh it has a habit of squirming all over your plate....and it's best when you wash it down with a liter of either blood wine or prune juice!
Thank you, Paul W and Mr. Worf!
This has to be one of the most gross and disgusting parodies that I've ever seen. But it's a very creative and well written gross and disgusting parody!
wonderfully sick as usual....5..5..5
Thanks Mari D and Alvin!
Johnny,you're a monster! lol This is hilarious. GJ
Now we know how that dang digestive system works, don't we? :D
Sounds like a bad case of rectal maggots. 5's
Thanks Birgitta, Jonathan C, and Jan!
You're a sicko, Johnny, and this time, that's not a compliment! Mr. Worf: If I hadn't seen the first three seasons of ST:TNG, I'd think it was the prune juice that made you so angry.
Thank you, Michael..... I think.....
Loved this line: "They eat lions"
I've had sushi in Japan and that was before I knew about the parasite problems. I still like it though. In Korea I've seen them eat squid in this fashion. They called it sushi but it didn't look the same. They would stir it around with their chopsticks on a plate until it wiggled. Then eat it. I guess that's how they could tell it was fresh. I passed on the Korean variety.
I've had sushi in Japan and that was before I knew about the parasite problems. I still like it though. In Korea I've seen them eat squid in this fashion. They called it sushi but it didn't look the same. They would stir it around with their chopsticks on a plate until it wiggled. Then eat it. I guess that's how they could tell it was fresh. I passed on the Korean variety.
Thanks, Guy. I'll take my fish fried, baked, broiled, or barbecued!
Great job on the parody! I read your parody, now how bout you read mine? "Come On Over" to the Shania Twain section and "Check It Out"
Thanks Chris. I replied to your broadcast - see your parodies' comments sections.
Johnny D - This parody definitely is going to cause me to bug out. 5-5-5
Heh heh heh, thanks Paul R. !
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Good Job!
Ha ha!! Thanks, Diva!
It wasn't all that funny to me, so I vote 5-3-3.
Thanks Joe.....everybody's idea of funny is different, so that's cool.
I don't like it one bit.
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