(spoken)

Ok, so your farts smoke
You sit around mopin'
Itching, scratching
You say you feel something in your butt hatching?
Well,
Before your hands go near your ass

Dig this...

(sung)

Hairy buggies in your stool,
From slime
There's no detection of them, you'll,
Miss 'em, maybe!
They may be visible if they're huge
They ain't dyin'
Hairy buggies in your stool

(woo-woo-ooo)

Swallowing sushi's such an easy thing to do
But there's no guarantee that the fish you love
Is gonna love you

Ohhh

Sushi lov-ers cannot see
Their dinner squirm pa-rasitic'ly

Bugs come deeper
From in the ocean
And once inside, you
Feel their mo-o-o-otion

Hairy buggies in your stool,
From slime
There's no protection from them, you'll,
Miss 'em, maybe!
They may be edible if they're huge
Just stir-fry 'em
Hairy buggies in your stool

(woo-woo-ooo)

How can you help it
When your buddy says "I'll pay!"
And your desire for, that sushi,
Sweeps you awa-a-ay

Ohhh

Tuna on rice is all you see
You're chowing just like a shark on speed

(And) Now you sigh
But when you poo
Down in the bowl
Someone smiles at yo-oo-ou!

Hairy buggies in your stool,
From slime
There's no detection of them, you'll,
Miss 'em, maybe!
They look like Godzilla if they're huge
You wanna eat them again
Hairy buggies in your stool

Hairy buggies in your stool,
From slime
They chew through rectums, although you'll,
Miss 'em, maybe!
They'll drive your SUV to your school
They eat lions
Hairy buggies in your stool

(woo-woo-ooo)

(repeat chorus and flush)