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Song Parodies -> "Float, Don't Go That Way!"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Leave Me This Way"

Original Performer:

Thelma Houston

Parody Song Title:

"Float, Don't Go That Way!"

Parody Written by:

LucidLupin LeeBee

The Lyrics

Based on a mixture of all the versions of this song - swap things around to fit the one you know..................................n.b. 'Sung' through a loud hailer at a carnival.......
Oh! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
Oh! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!

Float, don't go that way!
You just can't hide
You've got to drive
Keep on the move
No maybes
Float, don't go that way!
Don't you remiss
You're surely pissed
You'll be missed
Float, don't go that way!

Aaaargh!!

S'crazy!!!
We've all worked so hard and perspired for you
So calm down and do what you're meant to do
No departing the route that we've been told
This carnival is going out of control!
So calm down and go where you're meant to be
And stop going off like a buzzing bee!

Float, don't go that way!
Please understand
You cost more than a grand
No maybes please
Float, don't go that way!

Float, don't go that way!
Please follow the band
As we all planned
No maybe's please
Float, dont go that way.

Aaaargh!

S'crazy!
We worked hard and were so inspired for you
So calm down and do what you're meant to do
How can you be going so all awol?
Where our floats meant to be there's now a hole
So turn right and join the festivities
And stop going off floating free,
Floating free
Floating free

Stop going off floating free... etc.
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Stuart McArthur - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
whacky and funny LLLB - 555
Larry Hensley - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Hilarious concept and parody, 555's.
LucidLupin - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Stuart and Larry

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