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Song Parodies -> "Exorcise"

Original Song Title:

"Miss E"

Original Performer:

The Letter People

Parody Song Title:


The Lyrics

A sixth helping of "Alphabet Soup" from me and Jared, dedicated to all the horror-movie fans at AmIRight. If you've seen the original "Exorcist" movie, you'll recognize the narrators in this parody. (DISCLAIMER: The lyrics here are inspired/sung by fictional characters, not by either of the parody authors. Ms. Nordén's real-life religion does not involve Satan in any way.)
[Regan Teresa McNeil:]

I feel extremely strange;
What's wrong with me? Help me!
Act spooky and deranged,
Don't you agree? Help me!

[Father Mahey:]

We've got to exorcise, exorcise, exorcise--
Demons, be gone!
Forces are strong!


Will you help me? Exorcise, Father Mahey!

[Father Mahey:]

Demons, be gone! Forces are strong!

[The Demon:]

Won't let you exorcise, exorcise, exorcise--
Spin my head!
Float off the bed!

Father, watch me spin my head and float off the bed!


Forces got stronger now--
what should we do? Help me!

[Father Mahey:]

Smell brimstone burning--YOW,
You're turning me!
We'll have to exorcise, exorcise, exorcise--
forces nigh!
floating high?!?


Father Mahey--forces nigh, floating high...

[The Demon:]


[Father Mahey:]

I've got to exorcise, exorcise, exorcise--
show 'em who's boss!
grab that cross!


Show 'em who's boss, Father Mahey, and grab that cross!

Satan's up to no good,
this shouldn't be--help me!
Father, do what you should--
this is for real, help me!

[Father Mahey:]

And we will exorcise, exorcise, exorcise
till you're alone.
hey, stop that groan!


Do you know where that groan is coming from?

[The Demon:]

Damned if I know...

[Father Mahey:]

We've had to exorcise, exorcise, exorcise
Now all is right
you've seen the light
E-E-Exorcise, exorcise, exorcise
E-E-Exorcise, exorcise, exorcise

Original song lyrics here (fifth song on the page; sorry we couldn't get sound files!)

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Agrimorfee - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment
This would be a great musical production number! 555 (BTW--didja ever notice the bridge sounds very similar to a melody from Andrew Lloyd Webber's 'Jesus Christ Superstar'?)
Ingeborg S. Nordén - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comment, though your vote didn't register on the site--is there a technical problem blocking it?
Agrimorfee - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I sometimes comment first and forget to vote...this should do it.

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