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Song Parodies -> "I Missed a Hex"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. X"

Original Performer:

The Letter People

Parody Song Title:

"I Missed a Hex"

The Lyrics

Here's #4 of our 26-part "Alphabet Soup" project; this one is dedicated to all the Harry Potter fans out there. We'd originally planned to save it for Halloween--but working at two letter-songs a day, we would have ended up early anyhow. Enjoy!
[Student in danger of flunking out of Hogwarts:]

Hex, missed it--D'oh!
Hex, hex, hex, hex, hex, wrong! All wrong!
I missed a hex, it's wrong, all wrong!
Spell is all maxed, I mean up mixed--wrong! All wrong!
I mean mixed up--oh, Dragon's Breath!
Hex, hex, hex, hex, hex, hex, hex, hex, hex

Darn, I missed a hex--magic's too complex
Put Snape's head just exactly where his feet should be
Waved my wand all wrong, said the spell too long
With the words all mixed and Snape's still not fixed....what's wrong with me?

Darn, I missed a hex--Snape's severely vexed
'Cause his bum is now exactly where his nose should be!
Now that Snape's all wrong, where do I belong?
Just as I feared, there's Hagrid's beard on Snape's left knee!

Maximus, Expecto Oculum
Nox Ridikkulus, Wingardium Kedavara
Avada Nox, Lumos Expectiarmus
Max Patronimus, Regardium Reparolum


Wrong, all wrong, all wrong, all wrong!
Missed your hex, now I'm mixed up and all wrong--
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong...

The original lyrics are here (sixth song on the page). Sorry we couldn't get sound files!

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Susanna Viljanen - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Hermione Granger is my long lost little sister - 555.
Phil Alexander - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but DGAF - I loved the spoofed cod-Latin spells (anyone noticed that they're always taught these spells in faux Latin, but they keep trying out spells in English, which never seem to work properly?)

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