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Song Parodies -> "Nice-a-Bona"

Original Song Title:

"My Sharona"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Knack

Parody Song Title:

"Nice-a-Bona"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Ooh my little teeny one
My teeny one
Needs a little help with his climb-a-rona

Ooh I need a little help
A little help
Get it climbin' up like a vine-a-rona

Call'a doctor now
Get some help
For my dirty mind
Sure I'll get it up
With the help
Of the Pfizer kind

Ni-Ni-Ni-i-yi-WOW!

N-N-N-Nice-a-Bona!

Climb a little higher now
Ah will ya now
High enough to see you're a nice-a-bona

Sleepin' 'neath my zippery
Flaccidly
Shrinkin' down your length and your size-a-rona

Call'a doctor now
Get some help
For my dirty mind
Sure I'll get it up
With the help
Of the Pfizer kind

Ni-Ni-Ni-i-yi-WOW!

N-N-N-Nice-a-Bona!

N-N-N-Nice-a-Bona!

Doctor come on write it for me
Write it for me
Write that scrip and sign on the line-a-rona

Where is the pharmacy?
Pharmacy?
So I can fill this scrip and feel fine-a-rona

Grab that bottle now
Get on home
No more flaccid cryin'
Oh that childproof top!
Pry it off!
Use a tire iron!

Pry-Pry-Pry-i-yi-
YEOW!
S-S-S-Sliced-my-toe-na!

P-p-p-p-p-p-p-pry, pry, pry, pry, pry, WOW!!
P-P-P-Pried-it-opa!
T-T-T-Time-a-rona!
F-F-F-For-my-own-a!
N-N-N-Nice-a-Bona!

Ooooooo-ohhh, Nice-a-Bona!
Ooooooo-ohhh, Nice-a-Bona!
Ooooooo-ohhh, Nice-a-BONA!!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

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 2   0
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 3   0
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 4   0
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 5   2
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Adagio - March 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehe! Good one, Johnny. 5's
Johnny D - March 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Adagio! This is a really silly parody, I know - I just decided to have a little fun-a-rona!
Meriadoc - March 05, 2004 - Report this comment
No bones to pick with you over this one...
Johnny D - March 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Merry.
alvin rhodes - March 05, 2004 - Report this comment
you're sick....and i admire that in a person....5..5...5
Johnny D - March 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you Alvin.
Rick D - March 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Years ago, when I was submitting songs to Dr Demento, he commented how amazing it was that "My Sharona" inspired FOUR parodies that he played on his show. One of them (My Balogna)helped launch Weird Al. Another had a great line "Typin' on the keys of my SMITH-CORONA". (My Trombona?) Little did we know back then that this mockery site would bring so many of us out of the woodwork to write dozens of parodies for certain songs
Johnny D - March 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Rick. Yep, My Sharona and BoRap and others..... they just keep comin' and comin'....and....why not, so long as folks are havin' fun!
Peregrin - March 05, 2004 - Report this comment
5's - a bit hard to swallow though ;-)
Johnny D - March 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Pippin!
Jack Wilson - March 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Fives- a Rona!
Johnny D - March 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks-a-Rona, Jack-a-Rona!
Guy - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
The song started to get harder to follow at the end. Sorry the voting scale only goes to five, for that you'll have to setlle on a five-inch-bona.
Paul Robinson - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D - Huge humor here. If you put 3 Fives into one of those "pump" things they advertise for "enlargement" do you think it would do anything?
Johnny D - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Ooops, a belated thank-you to both Guy and Paul R. !
Paul Robinson - October 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, look what "popped up" when I clicked for a "Random" selection! 5's on a post 07/28 vote today...

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