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Song Parodies -> "My Pirahna"

Original Song Title:

"My Sharona"

Original Performer:

The Knack

Parody Song Title:

"My Pirahna"

Parody Written by:

Mr. Je Ne Sais Quoi

The Lyrics

Not much I can say. except that the Bologna part is purnounced like it is in "My Bologna" by Weird Al (another parody of My Sharona in case you don't know) and the part with "waga-waga" is not actually explaining the sound but the motion of pac-man, in case it throws you off a little
I got the crazy, feisty one
feisty one
The goldfish that was named
The Pirahna

Didn't know its name was literal
And it acted like the Pac-Man Game
it goes "Waga-Waga"

It tore my small tounge out
and I knew that it was not kind
And then it made me shout
cuz it bit into my behind
M-M-M-My Pirahna

I dare not get close to the tank
the filter sanK
and now the waters murkey
Can't see it, I don't wanna

I'm afraid that it grew
a foot or two
Cuz it ate all my Beef Jerky
And My Bologna


Soon the tank's glass just broke
this ain't no joke
So I put it in my shower
To keep it Alive-a

But now I'm getting stinky
and kinda sticky
Cuz I havn't bathed for hours
Cuz of My Pirahna


M-m-m-my Pirahna

Ooooooo-ohhh, my Pirahna

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Johnny D - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
So twisted, and that's a good thing. 5's
miguelito - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
three five's. Funny! By the way, the usual spelling of the Pac-Man noise, which is even seen on some of the old Pac-Man merchandise, is WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA.
Mr. Je Ne Sais Quoi - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx for the great scores. I had a feeling this would be one of my better ones when I wrote it.
Melhi - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm glad I took one last glance through today's new parodies, I almost missed this one. VERY funny! Particularly loved the "Waga-waga" and "I don't wanna" lines.
Know 1 can hear you dream - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody sure is alive and swimming upstream. :-)
Geo - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
You need some serious help :-)
Mr. Je Ne Sais Quoi - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
You think I havn't noticed that yet? ;-)

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