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Song Parodies -> "Kansas Newman College Fight Song (Unofficial)"

Original Song Title:

"My Sharona"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Knack

Parody Song Title:

"Kansas Newman College Fight Song (Unofficial)"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Baker

The Lyrics

Circa 1980. My Alma Mater is now "Newman University." Still home of the Jets
Come on, Sock it to 'em team!
Do it team!
You can do it 'cause you're from
Kansas Newman
We know you can do it team
Don't screw it team
Show 'em you're the Jets from
Kansas Newman
Never gonna stop, play the game
You can do it 'cause we know that you're the best, You're the Jets
And we know you can, can, can, can, can
YOW!
Ka-Ka-Ka-Kan-sas-New-man!

Show the other team they're flops
That they're flops
Beaten by the Jets from
Kansas Newman!
When we're done we'll know we're tops
Know we're tops
Or we'll fire the coach at
Kansas Newman
Never gonna stop, play the game
You can do it 'cause we know that you're the best,
You're the Jets
And we know you can, can, can,can, can
YOW
Ka-Ka-Ka-Kan-sas-Newman

Once they called it Sacred Heart
Sacred Heart
Then they named it after John Henry Newman
Newman was a Cardinal
Wore a robe
"But ya never got to be the Pope,
"Didja, Newman?!"
Never gonna stop, play the game
You can do it 'cause you know that you're the best, you're the Jets
So, go flush 'em down the can, can, can, can, can
Can, can, can, can can
YOW!
Ka-Ka-Ka-Kan-sas New-man!
Ka-Ka-Ka-Kan-sas-New-man!
Ka-Ka-Ka-Kan-sas-New-man!
Ka-Ka-Ka-Kan-sas-New-man!
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