-> "What Really Sank The Big Fitz?"
Original Song Title:
"Tom Dooley" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"What Really Sank The Big Fitz?"
(Intro banjo music)
Narration: Throughout August, there have been countless parodies about "What if this artist had written The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald". This song, however, is about WHAT caused the tragedy. For over four years, candidate and later President Obama has relentlessly placed the blame for everything wrong with America and the world on one source. So now...hit it, Barry!
What really sank the Big Fitz? This is no website spoof.
Listen, you amiright twits - Holder(1) has airtight proof.
Here is our big announcement - evidence in our vault
Verifies our pronouncement - It was all Bush's fault!
What sank the E. Fitzgerald? You know our endless game.
One answer that we herald - Always it's Bush to blame.
'Twas no "Witch of November" - This any fool can see.
'Twas each Tea Party member - and all the G.O.P.!
What caused the ore boat sinking? March, chant, and make a scene!
It was Bush, so we're thinking - he also caused Irene!
Dan Rather's(2) got the papers - and we'll skin Buish alive.
It was his grad school capers - way back in seventy-five!
What caused the Fitz disaster? Here is the charge we make:
Bush was the evil master. He caused the East Coast Quake!
Trumka(3) tells the reunion - I'm never gonna cry!
One sailor was non-union. That guy deserved to die!
What really sank the Big Fitz? It's Bush's greatest crime!
It must be true, you nit-wits. It's in Newsweek and Time!
We sure can dish the slime. No reason but great rhyme.
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