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Song Parodies -> "DUI Test"

Original Song Title:

"Funk #49"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The James Gang

Parody Song Title:

"DUI Test"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

For those who may not know, here in America, if a cop suspects someone of drunk driving, they give the suspect what's known as a DUI (Driving Under the Influence) test. This test consists of stuff such as counting to 30, walking on a straight line, & such. If the suspect fails the test, then he/she's arrested for drunk driving. Anyways, enjoy the parody.
Weaving ‘round on the road,
We think he might be drunk.
He might have alcohol stowed
In his vehicle's trunk.

Siren's on, in pursuit,
I'll see if he's drunken.
Count to thirty, stand on one foot,
There's no time for funkin'.

(instrumental break)

Cop: OK, son, I'm going to need you to stand on one foot & count to 30.

Driver: (Hiccup!) Uh, OK, officer.
1…7…A…B…G…
Uhhhhhh…is that close enough?

Cop: Unfortunately, no. Put your hands behind your back, you're under arrest.

Driver: Aw, come on, man!

Cop: Sorry sir, but you failed the DUI test, so I'm going to take you in for drunk driving.

Driver: But (hiccup!) officer, I only had a little.

Cop: Yeah, a little too much. Now get in the car, bub.

(end of break)

Get your hands on the car,
You failed the simple test.
I'll put you behind bars,
Now you're under arrest.

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Hibitsh - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Yeh but, ossifer, wait, you arresting the wrong guy. The real drunker went thataway. His name is (burp) Butch Cavindish.
Tommy Turtle - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but tells a good story in a funny way... Old joke: The other thing cops ask you to do is to say the alphabet backwards (Z, Y, X, etc.). If you even try, they arrest you, because no sober person would ever try lol. Your blood alcohol level: .555
John Lomain - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice parody!

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