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Song Parodies -> "A Chav Called Alice"

Original Song Title:

"A Town Called Malice"

Original Performer:

The Jam

Parody Song Title:

"A Chav Called Alice"

Parody Written by:

Isaac Hunt

The Lyrics

right this is my 1st parody so might not be that good!!!! but neway hope ya like itp.s-timing is a bit rubbish in some places
Better stop dreaming of the jewlery
cos it's the ones u'll never afford
And quit wearing all the stupid clothes
that are gold pink green or blue
And - stop apologising for your awful fashion sense
u look a t*** it don't make you cool
so why dont you go and change

She's A Chav Called Alice

rows and rows of disused milk floats
stand lying in the dairy yard
And a hundred lonely chav bastards smash empty milk
bottles cos it makes em think they're hard
Hanging out wiv der crew
It's enough to make you stop believing when chavs bowl it down the street

A Chav Called Alice
Ooooooooh Yeah

Mugging after Mugging- day after day
robbin an old ladys purse-
knocking her stone cold dead

A Chav Called Alice
Oooooh Yeah.

she thinks she hard chilling with her posse down by the Co-op
To either cut down on beer or her crappy new gear
It's a big decision for

A Chav Called Alice.
ooooooooooh Yeah

Beating Playground kids and Breaking swings -
there laughter in the breeze
I could go on for hours and I probably will -
but I'd sooner put some joy back

A Chav Called Alice.

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 7

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Ice blinK^_^ - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I really admire people like you. People who have the balls to say what is on everyone's mind. Chavs are scum! they posses the vocabulary of a troll and look like an explosion at a burberry baseball cap, fake jewelry and sports wear factory. More importantly though, they are very anti-social. They give good people like you and me abuse (verbally or otherwise) for things that should'nt even matter. You would'nt believe the shit I get for being a goth and listning to metal, thankfully though they are too stupid to know what an otaku is. So I dodged that bullet^_^.
Isaac Hunt - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
glad you liked it i didnt think it was that good but true chavs are scum buy a band
M parody - July 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Yo connor. Ur first parody is amazing. Make others QUICK!
rancid - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment
ace true. And it's to a classic song! Make some new ones soon because you make me lmfao.
Willz - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey great parody, only didn't get 5-5-5 because the timing was kind of off in places, but still hilarious. Good to see someone having a go at the filth that is lurking outside fish and chip shops all over the country.

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