-> "A Chav Called Alice"
Original Song Title:
"A Town Called Malice"
Parody Song Title:
"A Chav Called Alice"
Parody Written by:
Isaac Hunt
The Lyrics
Better stop dreaming of the jewlery
cos it's the ones u'll never afford
And quit wearing all the stupid clothes
that are gold pink green or blue
And - stop apologising for your awful fashion sense
u look a t*** it don't make you cool
so why dont you go and change
She's A Chav Called Alice
rows and rows of disused milk floats
stand lying in the dairy yard
And a hundred lonely chav bastards smash empty milk
bottles cos it makes em think they're hard
Hanging out wiv der crew
It's enough to make you stop believing when chavs bowl it down the street
A Chav Called Alice
Ooooooooh Yeah
Mugging after Mugging- day after day
robbin an old ladys purse-
knocking her stone cold dead
A Chav Called Alice
Oooooh Yeah.
she thinks she hard chilling with her posse down by the Co-op
To either cut down on beer or her crappy new gear
It's a big decision for
A Chav Called Alice.
ooooooooooh Yeah
Beating Playground kids and Breaking swings -
there laughter in the breeze
I could go on for hours and I probably will -
but I'd sooner put some joy back
A Chav Called Alice.
yeeeeeeeeah(x2)
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