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Song Parodies -> "The Napper"

Original Song Title:

"The Rapper"

Original Performer:

The Jaggerz

Parody Song Title:

"The Napper"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

The Original song is about a young guy "on the make", this one is about a old guy "on the couch".
Old man, he's yawning, catching "winks" to refresh him
Napping most anywhere, on a bus, in a bar, driving to the store
He'll say "I'm tired, please don't make noise when you close the door"

Nap-a-nap-a-nap, they call him the Napper
Nap, nap, nap, sleep's all that he's after

Yes, when he starts napping, you know nothing will happen
He doesn't need you, just be quiet, don't make too much noise now
He just wants to sleep, now, doesn't want anyone to talk to

Nap-a-nap-a-nap, just call him the Napper
Yes, he'd sleep right through a disaster

He finally wakes up, rubs his eyes then asks you "When's dinner?"
Where is my back brace? Where's my cane? Have you seen my teeth?
Before you can answer; closes his eyes and he's back asleep

Nap-a-nap-a-nap, the old guy's a Napper
He'd sleep through the loudest disaster

Nap, nap, nap, sleep's all that he's after


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Total Votes: 5

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Johnny D - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty good parody there, young feller.
Adagio - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Even though I DKTOS, I know your pacing. 5's
John Barry - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I woke up just long enough to vote. 5s.
alvin rhodes - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
great the original...i actually found the album this was on at a thrift store...there's a good reason these guys were one-hit-wonders...the rest of the album really sucked
Paul Robinson - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, folks...just woke up long enough to check on the site for a few minutes...well, time (yawn) got back to bed for a little while now...zzzzzzzzzzzz
Stuart McArthur - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
dare I say, autobiographical? Now you've revealed your age Paul (54??) - you do seem expert on this topic :) dktos but funny
Paul Robinson - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, Stuart, only sometimezzzzzzzzzzzz.....
Stuart McArthur - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment

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