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Song Parodies -> "Oh, How Happy (This Poo Made Me)"

Original Song Title:

"Oh, How Happy"

Original Performer:

The Jackson 5

Parody Song Title:

"Oh, How Happy (This Poo Made Me)"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Constipation - the bane of life past 50 for many. There's a certain reader who doesn't think "poo" parodies have any merit, but I disagree...please read and respond...OH...by the way, this parody was written partially to commemorate the anniversary of my first posting on "amiright", on November 10th, 2003. BTW, I couldn't find a lyrics site that had the Jackson 5 version but I did find the Art Garfunkel version, which I believe is virtually the same, and that is the one I used while working on this.
Oh, how happy this poo made me
Oh, how happy this poo made me

I have tried to sh*t so many times
But nothing would come out
you could hear me whine
I have taken things - my insides to scour

Oh, how happy this poo made me
Oh, how happy this poo made me
What a crap, it's made me happy
A great crap, it's made me happy

I've been constipated
It's a state I have hated
When you need to drop a load
It feels like you will explode

Wow! How happy this poo made me
Oh, how happy this poo made me
Brought relief to me inside
And now I feel so alright
Relief, feel peace, no grief...

Oh, how happy this poo made me
What a crap, it's made me happy
A great crap, it's made me happy
Oh-So-Happy
Oh, how happy this poo made me
Oh, how happy this poo made me

~ repeat to fade ~

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Pacing: 5.0
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Total Votes: 13

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Tim Mayfield - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Ain't no stopping you now! You go! Don't flush this one. 5's!
Johnny D - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Happy Amiright Anniversary, Paul! Have yourself a party and cut the loaf, er, cake!
Adagio - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny one, Paul and Happy Amiright Anniversary!! 5's
Johnny D - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul, in honor of your Amiright Anniversary and this felicitously fecal parody, let us all enjoy a visit to aoid's personal website:

http://www.poopreport.com/Fun/
Paul Robinson - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
JD - thanks - is that a real site? Tim M. & Adagio, thanks, too!
Johnny D - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes, that is indeed a site all about poop-related humor, it's real and it's hilarious!
Paul Robinson - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks to the anonymous voters, you may not like my topics, but at least you judged my craftsmanship fairly as far as the pace and I respect you for that.
Kristof Robertson - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, Paul, but congrats on your anniversary. Keep writing!
Paul Robinson1 - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Kristof...surely intend to do so...
aoit - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment
That "Poop report" site referenced in the above comments is, in fact, a site with toliet humour...but it is not aoid's personal web site (in fact, it's anything but)...because it contains stuff that he does NOT like. I don't think he's still around, but he might be lurking.

I do not like toilet humour either, and I absolutely DKTOS, so I ain't gonna vote.
Paul Robinson - August 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Okie-Dokie, aoit...thanks for the info...not a "Poop" aficianado, eh? No accounting for tastes, is there? ~ ~ ~
uh not needed - March 10, 2007 - Report this comment
poop on u

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