Song Parodies -> Oh, How Happy (This Poo Made Me)

Original Song Title:	"Oh, How Happy"
Original Performer:	The Jackson 5

Parody Song Title:	"Oh, How Happy (This Poo Made Me)"
Parody Written by:	Paul Robinson

Constipation - the bane of life past 50 for many. There's a certain reader who doesn't think "poo" parodies have any merit, but I disagree...please read and respond...OH...by the way, this parody was written partially to commemorate the anniversary of my first posting on "amiright", on November 10th, 2003. BTW, I couldn't find a lyrics site that had the Jackson 5 version but I did find the Art Garfunkel version, which I believe is virtually the same, and that is the one I used while working on this.

Oh, how happy this poo made me
Oh, how happy this poo made me

I have tried to sh*t so many times
But nothing would come out
you could hear me whine
I have taken things - my insides to scour

Oh, how happy this poo made me
Oh, how happy this poo made me
What a crap, it's made me happy
A great crap, it's made me happy

I've been constipated
It's a state I have hated
When you need to drop a load
It feels like you will explode

Wow! How happy this poo made me
Oh, how happy this poo made me
Brought relief to me inside
And now I feel so alright
Relief, feel peace, no grief...

Oh, how happy this poo made me
What a crap, it's made me happy
A great crap, it's made me happy
Oh-So-Happy
Oh, how happy this poo made me
Oh, how happy this poo made me

~ repeat to fade ~

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Tim Mayfield - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Ain't no stopping you now! You go! Don't flush this one. 5's!

Johnny D - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Happy Amiright Anniversary, Paul! Have yourself a party and cut the loaf, er, cake!

Adagio - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Funny one, Paul and Happy Amiright Anniversary!! 5's

Johnny D - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Paul, in honor of your Amiright Anniversary and this felicitously fecal parody, let us all enjoy a visit to aoid's personal website:

http://www.poopreport.com/Fun/

Paul Robinson - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment

JD - thanks - is that a real site? Tim M. & Adagio, thanks, too!

Johnny D - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Yes, that is indeed a site all about poop-related humor, it's real and it's hilarious!

Paul Robinson - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks to the anonymous voters, you may not like my topics, but at least you judged my craftsmanship fairly as far as the pace and I respect you for that.

Kristof Robertson - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment

DKTOS, Paul, but congrats on your anniversary. Keep writing!

Paul Robinson1 - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, Kristof...surely intend to do so...

aoit - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment

That "Poop report" site referenced in the above comments is, in fact, a site with toliet humour...but it is not aoid's personal web site (in fact, it's anything but)...because it contains stuff that he does NOT like. I don't think he's still around, but he might be lurking.

I do not like toilet humour either, and I absolutely DKTOS, so I ain't gonna vote.

Paul Robinson - August 09, 2006 - Report this comment

Okie-Dokie, aoit...thanks for the info...not a "Poop" aficianado, eh? No accounting for tastes, is there? ~ ~ ~

uh not needed - March 10, 2007 - Report this comment

poop on u

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Song Parodies -> Oh, How Happy (This Poo Made Me)

"Oh, How Happy"

The Jackson 5

"Oh, How Happy (This Poo Made Me)"

Paul Robinson

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