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Song Parodies -> "Block the Goat"

Original Song Title:

"Rock the Boat"

Original Performer:

The Hues Corporation

Parody Song Title:

"Block the Goat"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

So you'd like to go there, illegal motion
Said you'd like to go there, illegal motion

To block the goat, don't block the goat baby
Block the goat, don't make the goat fumble
Block the goat, don't block the goat baby
Block the go-o-at

Ever since this football team began
Our mascot seemed to want to get in the game
And today he intercepted a forward pass
Got halfway down the football field, then stopped to eat some grass

Our goat is like a hall of fame player
He's been running toward the goal line, baby, just like Gale Sayers

So you'd like to go there, illegal motion
Said you'd like to go there, illegal motion

To block the goat, don't block the goat baby
Block the goat, don't knock the goat over
Block the goat, don't block the goat baby
Block the go-o-at

Up till now we failed on every play
Now we'll always have our goat to take the ball away
Oh, we feed him trash, tin cans, and day-old rolls
And that's enough to fuel our team, straight to the Super Bowl

Our goat is from another dimension
He's been running like a white van driven, by O.J. Simpson

So you'd like to go there, illegal motion
Said you'd like to go there, illegal motion

To block the goat, don't block the goat baby
Block the goat, don't make the goat fumble
Block the goat, don't block the goat baby
Block the goat, don't knock the goat over

Block the goat, whoo-hoo-hoo...
Block the goat, block on with your baaa self
Block the goat, block on with your baaa self
Block the goat, block on with your baaa self

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John Barry - September 19, 2011 - Report this comment
Faaaaaaaaaaabulous.
Patrick - September 19, 2011 - Report this comment
Maybe the Kansas City Chiefs could sign your goat. I'm sure he'd outscore the jacka$$es who are pretending to play football these past few weeks.
Porfle Popnecker - September 19, 2011 - Report this comment
Thaaaanks.
Old Man Ribber - September 19, 2011 - Report this comment
Porfle - Not baaaad at all. Splendid "kidding". ;D
Rob Arndt - September 19, 2011 - Report this comment
Once again, great-555!!! Porfle, I would have used "Ice Cream Float" ;-)
Porfle Popnecker - September 19, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys! I need to start working goats into my parodies more often.

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