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Song Parodies -> "Strong Cruel Woman"

Original Song Title:

"Long Cool Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Hollies

Parody Song Title:

"Strong Cruel Woman"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

satan's delight...i was hellbound
hidin' from the lord, was i
hangin' with a nest of hoodlums
sins and troubles pilin' high
sent to a school there on the west side
full of sisters who could right my wrongs
blastin' shouts and bawls like a P.A., man
was a burly woman, comin' on strong

a chance at paradise made me open my eyes
my fervor was startin' to rise
she was a strong cruel woman in a black dress
with a hand out to brethren who fall
she took one look...i was a bad mess
but that strong cruel woman'd seen it all

i saw her kneelin by the table
where the wafers and wine were kept
the sister said, "i hope your soul's able, boy"
well, i'm tellin' ya, i know my heart leapt
then, suddenly, we saw some angels
and everybody's talkin' in tongues
i'm jumpy but the gal is stable
i don't fear nobody when i'm with nuns

well, her ruler was strikin' my left hand
and then she was attackin' my right
and she taught me to be scared
cause my soul's unprepared
well, i've gotta be forgiven
or in hell, i will be livin'
but this strong cruel woman in a black dress
has arrived so my mission won't stall
she took one look...i was a bad mess
but this strong cruel woman'd seen it all
seen it all
seen it all

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 9

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Michael Pacholek - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment
A dominant parody. Very dominating.
John Barry - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Alvin makes me-a laugh-a plenty. 5s
AFW - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent descriptive and dramatic writing with humorous overtones...top fives
alvin rhodes - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks michael john and AFW
carol - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment
gonna have to crack that whip and give you 5's
alvin rhodes - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks carol....ouch !...hey, that hurt
Red Ant - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS but know the pacing.
Adagio - January 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Good one, alvin. : D 5's
alvin rhodes - January 22, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks red ant and adagio

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