-> "I'm Fred, Barney Rubble Is A Friend of Mine"
Original Song Title:
"Friend of the Devil"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Fred, Barney Rubble Is A Friend of Mine"
The Lyrics
(Instrumental opening)
(Yab-ba-dabba, dabba-dah-doo doo-doo, doo-doo, Yab-ba-dabba, dabba-dah-doo, dah-doo, doo-doo-doo, etc. through intro}
I live down in Bedrock
that place is a rockin' town
Work down at the quarry
my job's movin' rocks around
Yeah, we're the Flintstone's
Wilma is my wife
I'm Fred, Barney Rubble
is a friend of mine
My daughter, Pebbles, she is cute and bright
I tuck her into bed each night
I hang out with Rubble
Me and Barney like to bowl
Maybe have a few beers
couple tall ones; frosty cold
With my friend, Rubble
we sure have good times
Stay out of trouble
and we love our wives
We're always home before midnight
so we get enough sleep each night
One day down at the quarry
Betty Rubble called me there
she said she wanted some cheap thrills
yeah, she wanted an Affair
My mind was boggled
but I did decline
I said "Your husband
is a friend of mine
To cheat on him is just not right
Such dumb ideas screw up folks lives"
(Brief instrumental)
Holy cow, I wonder
just what is wrong with that Bitch?
I thought that they were happy
but she needs to scratch some itch
It would be tough on Barney
if his wife Betty, I nailed
I'd carry lots of guilt with me
Their marriage; it could fail
Asked my wife, "Do you know
what's up with your friend, Betty?
Wilma, she just kind of smiled
and said, "What do you mean?"
Well, that seemed funny
Yeah, I was surprised
I said, "Barney Rubble
is a friend of mine
Things at his home must not be right
I just got hit on by his wife"
(Instrumental Break)
{Yab-bah-dab, baddaba-dah-doo, doo-doo-doo, dah, doo-doo, doo-doo}
{Betty Rubble wants to screw, doo-doo, doo-doo. doo-doo}
{Fred, he don't know what to do, doo-doo. doo-doo, doo-doo-doo}
{He needs some time to think it through, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo}
{Let's see now just what they're gonna do, doo-doo, doo-doo}
Fred, there are some reasons
why I was not that surprised
Betty told me Friday she was
bored with their sex life
In bed Barney is dismal
he is sluggish as a snail
And then Betty did ask me
if she could give you some tail"
What my wife just said, man,
well, it was a shock to me
I'd never imagined
it would be OK to cheat
With Betty Rubble
I had a good time
Got home; found Barney in bed
with my wife
Was humping her with all his might
She wailed and moaned in pure delight...
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