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Oh Oh's, time to get cashed in
That Oh Nine, really suckin' man
Recession, more to less ain't fine
This year's goin' gone...
Bailouts on me and enough we have seen out of D.C.
Chicag'O'; new pork purveyor to lead us, a re-peat
You flip the committee, it's all just a typical sway scheme
White to black and still not good with the green
Suckin', got a war machine
Troops gone, he's sending more Marines
Tongue forked, word don't mean a thing
But not the first we've seen...
Saw a big cat who got beat on the street by his true love
Most of his time he's hittin' on lighter skinned hoes
One of these days his hoes are gonna stop showin'
Maybe there's more, for now it's fourteen that he boned
Suckin', like the Tiger-man
Now he sees he's got to play his hand
Sometimes the *stars* ain't worth the time
If they wear phony crowns...
Sometimes the blight is swine, the disease
Panic, fright every time we sneeze
Lately things are blurred to me
What an odd, strained year it's been...
We lost some more of the people of screen fame
King of Pop Michael, you know that someone's to blame
Livin' on meds, vitamins for his deep pain
All those things he took a dangerous game
Suckin', gettin' buffaloed
Feds thinkin' they got to run the show
Healthcare, just keep blowin' smoke
They just keep pilin' on...
Suckin', I'm hearin' about the latest weirdos
Watchin' clips of all the sick on the news at ten
It's tough to get some sleep when more unravel
'Cause you don't get a warning when stress erupts from within
Suckin', need a bourbon please
Set up and I'll drink it in
Knock down and then I'll switch to gin
The stress won't get to me...
You're sick of hangin' around, you'd like to travel
You tried to travel and ran into Al-Qaeda clown
I guess when you see smoke you think you're dyin'
Get clown on the floor and fight while his crotch burns to brown
Sometimes the right thing's lost to P.C.
Pay no mind to sworn enemies
Skatin' on thin ice are we
What a wrong, strange year it's been...
Suckin', it's a rodeo
Whoa, whoa, maybe gotta take it slow
Hold on, don't want to break no bones
Just get back on that hoss...
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