-> "Rocky Balboa"
Original Song Title:
"Sugar Magnolia" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
rocky balboa...black eye bloomin'
head all ringin'...beyond compare
god, you're sixty, you can't deliver
dude, you'll have to give up soon, i swear
weak codger, c'mon...you've lost your window
sure you had high times...and justified !
now you've suffered the rigors of nature
you'll be knocked unconscious...it could be suicide
you have everything...your life's full
yet you claim this crown you need
you will reel and start seein' double
you'll be whipped and on your knees
well you go seekin' this rage and violence
you proclaim that you'll drop that dude
i suggest that your pride, you swallow
act your age and don't get in feuds
well, you can't dance with ali's rhythm
punch like joe louis ?...don't even try
you're a stubborn lug, you'll sink, fall and whimper
you'll be unhappy...if you're still alive
rocky balboa...cocky as all hell
caught up in the limelight
come on out swingin'
he'll knock ya out in no time
come on, grandpa...give it up, i plead
you've got not a thing to fight for
if you're cut, you'll spring and bleed
you're way past your prime...its a stunt for a young guy
crazy if ya still try..yes, indeed
this time you'll be clocked and cryin'
when some goon has smacked ya down
this time you could end up dyin'
he'll take ya out...you'll be heaven bound...heaven bound
big time pipe dream...talkin' like a big cheese
puttin' up a slick pose...pissin'...pissin' off your next foe
best take it easy...give up swingin'
he''ll knock ya out in nearly no time
big time pipe dream...big time pipe dream
knock ya out in no time
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