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Song Parodies -> "Rocky Balboa"

Original Song Title:

"Sugar Magnolia"

Original Performer:

The Grateful Dead

Parody Song Title:

"Rocky Balboa"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

rocky eye bloomin'
head all ringin'...beyond compare
god, you're sixty, you can't deliver
dude, you'll have to give up soon, i swear

weak codger, c''ve lost your window
sure you had high times...and justified !
now you've suffered the rigors of nature
you'll be knocked could be suicide

you have everything...your life's full
yet you claim this crown you need
you will reel and start seein' double
you'll be whipped and on your knees

well you go seekin' this rage and violence
you proclaim that you'll drop that dude
i suggest that your pride, you swallow
act your age and don't get in feuds

well, you can't dance with ali's rhythm
punch like joe louis ?...don't even try
you're a stubborn lug, you'll sink, fall and whimper
you'll be unhappy...if you're still alive

rocky balboa...cocky as all hell
caught up in the limelight
come on out swingin'
he'll knock ya out in no time
come on, grandpa...give it up, i plead

you've got not a thing to fight for
if you're cut, you'll spring and bleed
you're way past your prime...its a stunt for a young guy
crazy if ya still try..yes, indeed

this time you'll be clocked and cryin'
when some goon has smacked ya down
this time you could end up dyin'
he'll take ya'll be heaven bound...heaven bound

big time pipe dream...talkin' like a big cheese
puttin' up a slick pose...pissin'...pissin' off your next foe
best take it easy...give up swingin'
he''ll knock ya out in nearly no time
big time pipe dream...big time pipe dream
knock ya out in no time

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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AFW - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
This'll fly...Pretty sly..fives, all high
Yoidy - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Rocky say "It ain't ova till I'm buried under clovas." 555
alvin rhodes - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks AFW and yoidy
Tommy Turtle - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but your pacing's always good... Shouldn't this guy be in a retirement community or something? Rocky VVV.
alvin rhodes - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks tommy
Johnny D - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
We're all Grateful for this parody, Alvin!
Red Ant - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
This parody went the full 15 rounds.
Eye of The Tiger - January 05, 2007 - Report this comment
This was dumb. I hate this parody.EW. I couldn't even read half way through it. It's a disgrace. not funny AT ALL. Alvin Rhodes you should be ashamed of yourself. ITS AWFUL! ITS BAD! EWW!

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