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Song Parodies -> "Tires, I'm A-mountin'"

Original Song Title:

"Fire On The Mountain"

Original Performer:

The Grateful Dead

Parody Song Title:

"Tires, I'm A-mountin'"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

long distance runnin' ?
what you standin' there for ?
get up, get out...get out of the door
you need some new rubber
we have brands, galore
whitewalls, you after ?
they're here by the score
we have treads with big hatches
they're new and real sound
there's a big sale tomorrow
why not come on down ?, i'm a-mountin', i'm a-mountin'

open most days
and we're right down the street
ten years on this spot
and our price can't be beat
the product, you're given
is covered, complete
call us by phone
no one else can compete
your pleasure, our business
we cater to you
sorta old fashioned
like a dream come true, i'm a-mountin', i'm a-mountin'

long distance runnin' ?
what you holdin' out for ?
when you're in motion
you don't want traction, poor
your tires bald with age ?
better head for our door
its great deals, we have
why you wanna pay more ?
the counsel, we give
is upfront and unfake
there'll be safe miles beyond
if its care, you take, i'm a-mountin', i'm a-mountin'

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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DKTOS? - April 01, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS but you've just given me a long distance idea, next winter I'm gonna write about running to some of the songs I do run to, that'll be a great way to combine getting out and getting ideas down.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Sorry, that was me above, and som sloppy use of the Cut-and-Haste function.
John Barry - April 01, 2006 - Report this comment
This one has traction. A set of four plus a spare for all three vehicles.
MrMacphisto - April 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Despite the subject matter, it wasn't tiresome... 5-5-5
Dee Range - April 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Never get 'tired' of givin' ya 5's
Adagio - April 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Am I the only one not thinking of tires here? : D DKTOS sadly.
AFW - April 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Rolls easy and smooth..
Larry Hensley - April 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Come here, and get yer tires, we got 555 tires in the store
alvin rhodes - April 03, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks peter john mr. macphisto dee adagio AFW and larry
Tommy Turtle - April 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Ya work at 4-Day Tire or sumpin? This is "Five"-day.

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