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Song Parodies -> "I Thought Santa Claus Was Christ"

Original Song Title:

"Attics of My Life"

Original Performer:

the Grateful Dead

Parody Song Title:

"I Thought Santa Claus Was Christ"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

[Instrumental intro]
[During intro - to bass guitar notes]]
{Ho-ho-ho-ho, ho-ho-ho-ho, ho-ho-ho-ho}
{Ho-ho-ho-ho, Ho...Ho, I thought this so...I was a dope}

I thought Santa Claus was Christ
I was young; it was unclear
He brought gifts; Went "Ho-Ho-Ho"
and then later on he saved your soul
OK, that was really dumb
It made sense to me

I was real mixed up
think most likely it was because
each December both appeared
sure seemed like one guy to me
Man, that sure seems dumb today
It made sense then

In my silly, young child's mind
I had got it all mixed up
Might seem ridiculous today
I was only five years old
There was no reason to deny
Both he could be

{Went, "Ho-Ho-Ho"}

to me
{Then saved your soul}

{I was a dope}

Later on I realized
Just how big a dope I'd been
Must have been 'bout ten years old
Boy, did I feel like an asshole
I'd believed that crap at "nine"
What a dumb-sh*t
{dumb-sh*t kid, a real half-wit, that was me}

~ ~ ~ the end ~ ~ ~

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alvin rhodes - March 20, 2006 - Report this comment
trippy concept..nice write
Paul Robinson - March 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin...yeah, this is a little "kindler-gentler" usage of this OS than my other post derived from
Adagio - March 20, 2006 - Report this comment
And I believed that the trees threw wind to each other like a beach 5's
Paul Robinson - March 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Wait a minute, mean they DON'T? Whoa! That's ANOTHER one Ion
Adagio - March 21, 2006 - Report this comment still believe in the tooth fairy too?
Paul Robinson - March 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Naw, but I might if I'd ever gotten paid for all the teeth I've lost...I figured out it must be a con right after the Santa Claus
Larry Hensley - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny one.
Paul Robinson - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Larry ~ ~ ~

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