-> "Upchuckin"
Original Song Title:
"Truckin"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Upchuckin"
The Lyrics
Pukin', my guts are a mess
I'm doubled...over in distress
I lay there; think I might just die
lean over; barf some more
Got bad meat from a taco vendor down on Main Street
That taco of pork destroyed my intestines; I did heave
I flipped, was not pretty; the barf went all over my front seat
Cleaned it up; I sure hope it doesn't stain
Bad meat; with burrito, beans
later - that night I had to heave
Found out - his cart was never cleaned
more germs than a latrine
Sometimes the meat that you get on the street is infected
Most of the time you find out when you're half-way home
Run in the house; you're hoping you can reach the toilet
Inside the door you fall down and puke on your phone
Feel sick; could not reach the can
Tossed it all inside my girl friend's van
still felt... nauseous; I could not stand
I just had to lay down
I just do not feel fine; no, indeed
Not again; think I have to heave
everything inside of me
Feels so wrong; I'm as sick as sin
Projectile hurl, there's barf all over the whole place
I can't stop barfing; my stomach hurts from the strain
Puked on the bed; then on my feet - everyplace
Doctor friend of mine said; "You've got ptomaine"
Pukin - out my guts; oh, no
Believe - I've got more chunks to blow
Just then - I did throw up some more
I keep upchucking, aaaahhhhn...
Sittin' there starin' down at my bathroom's commode
My stomach feels like I've got to barf once again
My throat hurts from this heaving; feels like gravel
I got no way to stop it; wonder when all this will end?
Crusted - barf all on my shirt
stomach - damn, it sure does hurt
Relief - of this there is a dearth
Now once again I heave, oh, no
So sick; can't hold nothin' down - not even Campbell's
I'm tired of barfing; my stomach won't settle down
Distressed - my inflamed guts feel like they're fryin'
Run out the front door and puke on my neighbor's front lawn
Seems like I've spent the night on my knees
Countless times I have had to heave
Relief; none in sight for me
When will I feel good again?
Upchucked; situation dire
Feels like my intestines are on fire
Doctor; I think I'll soon require
I can't hold nothin' down
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