Song Parodies -> Lazy Bones

Original Song Title:

"Casey Jones"

Original Performer:

The Grateful Dead

  
Parody Song Title:

"Lazy Bones"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

feelin' no strain...he will abstain
lazy bones is restin'...off his feet
layin' in bed...on his behind
and he makes no motion...of any kind

this ol' hippie...naps all the time
wakes for a moment...at a quarter to nine
lights up a reefer...as he's prone to do
at a quarter to ten...you know he's snoozin' again

feelin' no strain...he will abstain
lazy bones is restin'...off his feet
layin' in bed...on his behind
and he makes no motion...of any kind

always in bed...ol' sleepyhead
he won't arise...he'll be snorin' instead
this guy's sleepin'...the whole afternoon
he's flat on his back...like a human cocoon

feelin' no strain...he will abstain
lazy bones is restin'...off his feet
layin' in bed...on his behind
and he makes no motion...of any kind

he's always subdued...and he's always at ease
he's got two good legs...but won't bend his knees
comatose friend...too much time you spend...
involved in dreams...wasting time, so it seems

feelin' no strain...he will abstain
lazy bones is restin'...off his feet
layin' in bed...on his behind
and he makes no motion...of any kind

and he makes no motion...of...any...kind


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Johnny D - March 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Uhhhh...must....drag....mouse....up.....to.....vote....fives.....uhh...there....­now....must....click.....aaaahhuuuuuURRRRGGHH "click" ......Ahhh....there....now where was I? Zzzzzzzzzzzz............
alvin rhodes - March 19, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks, johnny, i know that took supreme effort, hee hee hee
Paul Robinson - March 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin - So would that make your protagonist a "Bed-Head"? Well, you can afford to give him the extra 10 winks because you're getting 5 x 3 from me...That will still leave you 5 for yourself...
Paul Robinson - March 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin - Hey, I just looked at the "Parody Author's" page and I see that you are now at "99" at the moment. If that's the right total then your next entry will be #100 - Looking forward to it.
alvin rhodes - March 20, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks for the votes, paul.....looks like #100 will be a CSNY song
Paul Robinson - March 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin, COOOL!!!...I love good CSN parodies and you're one of the folks here that handles 'em...I'm posting at least 2 and maybe 3 CSN numbers for tomorrow (if CG posts entries, which I think he will). It's part of a Project I thought up a couple days ago that actually is coming along really well so far and MIGHT even get done...
Meriadoc - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Especially liked 'human cocoon' and 'won't bend his knees'!
alvin rhodes - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks , merry
Johnny D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
restoring my previous 555 vote.

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