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Song Parodies -> "They Call Me A Sad Ugly W@nker"

Original Song Title:

"Una Paloma Blanca"

Original Performer:

The George Baker Selection

Parody Song Title:

"They Call Me A Sad Ugly W@nker"

Parody Written by:

Stella

The Lyrics

When the sun shines into my bedsit
And my radio alarm clock has rung
It's a new day for me a new way
I roll a cig and clear my lungs

I go to the bathroom for a shower
I try to tidy up my place
I carefully comb my Bobby Charlton hairstyle
And splash Old Spice on my face

They call me a sad ugly w*nker
I'm just a typical guy
They call me a sad ugly w*nker
And I have my own style
My neighbours think
That I am gay

Once I had my share of women
Once my wife had me on a chain
We divorced because she burnt my Y-fronts
Having no underwear caused me shame

They call me a sad ugly w*nker
I'm just a typical guy
They call me a sad ugly w*nker
And I have my own style
My neighbours think
That I am gay
My neighbours think
That I am gay

With my medallion and my white suit
I hit the nightclubs for some fun
I show my chest off, it's very hairy
But I don't know why all the girls run

They call me a sad ugly w*nker
I'm just a typical guy
They call me a sad ugly w*nker
And I have my own style
My neighbours think
That I am gay

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