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Song Parodies -> "Ain't No Thinkin' When I'm Numb On Pot"

Original Song Title:

"No Woman (like The One I Got)"

Original Performer:

The Four Tops

Parody Song Title:

"Ain't No Thinkin' When I'm Numb On Pot"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

(ain't no thinkin' when i'm numb on pot)
(ain't no thinkin' when i'm numb on pot)
(ain't no thinkin' when i'm numb on pot)

every day the smoke curls up around me
and it brings my world in harmony
it just stops my brain...this weed just pounds me
heaven on parade, eternally
with a taste so warm and tender
a blast...for ol' freaks, like me

(ain't no thinkin' when i'm numb on pot)
it makes me feel all better
(to make me happy, i just smoke a lot)
i forget the things, the real world brings
(not together, but yet, straight enough)
that i don't take a header
(ain't no thinkin' when i'm on that stuff)

it just rips me up and i'm way past knowin'...(unknowin')
puts a little mystique in my day
constantly surprised, as my buzz keeps growin'...(it keeps growin")
higher every minute as my senses stray
i may hit the ground while walkin'
cause its absurd...absurd, how i sway, now

wooh..ooh...(ain't no thinkin' when i'm numb on pot)
well, it makes me feel like talkin'
(comes to sense, i never make a lot)
and its time my friend, my brain, to bend
(slurred together by my lips and tongue)
just nonsense grunts, i utter
(people, ain't no thinkin' when i'm on that stuff)

ooh...what a big big bag, i bought...but boy...it cost a lot

(ain't no thinkin' when i'm numb on pot)
no, no...i'm no go-getter
(i get so happy that my goose is got)
i see funny things and my ears sure ring
(brain, uncluttered and that ain't no bluff)
eyes like an irish setter's
(ain't no thinkin' when i'm on that stuff)

(ain't no thinkin' when i'm numb on pot)
well, my noggin' is a-knockin'
(it makes me happy, is what i've been taught)
i'm a wobbly man...i can barely stand

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AFW - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
I'll puff to that...a smoky jokey good one..555
Johnny D - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Stupefyingly funny, Alvin ... and your syllable-rhyme-matching intensifies the overall buzz.
Dee Range - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
He's rollin'...rollin'...rollin up that reefer. Won't need my bong today after readin' this lol. High 5's
carol - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Here's to Cheech and Chong! 5's
alvin rhodes - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks AFW johnny dee and carol
Stuart McArthur - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
ha - aint no better parody-writing time than when you're numb on pot, too, maybe, eh alvin? - 555
Rick C - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Perfectly paced and funny! Why am I not surprised. 555
Michael Pacholek - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Smokin'! A little late for my new round of "The Reckoning of These Song Titles," but I'll have to remember it for the third edition. After all, it's nice to touch the green, green grass of home.
Larry Hensley - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
I'll give you $555 for the stuff.
Tommy Turtle - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Title had me giggling, but then, amything does when you're stoned.... No, really, LOL ... I forgot what I was gonna vote... oh, yeah, 5s.
Red Ant - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
I got a contact high reading this. Has Dee's comment already been made into a CCR parody?
Red Ant - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
PS - What are your #2 and #1 most hated songs?
alvin rhodes - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks stuart rick michael larry tommy and red ant ( #2 is "macarthur park"....#1 is "unchained melody"
TT - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Glad to have helped out on #2... thought about doin' #1, but I see you've already done it and Red Ant took a dump on it as well.
Michael Pacholek - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
I've never done the "Ingrained Melody," so named because, after the movie "Ghost," oldies stations played it so much I was under the impression Bobby Hatfield had been replaced by Michael Bolton in the Righteous Brothers. Maybe it's time...
Tim Hall - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Great parody of a great post-Motown Four Tops song

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