(Ain't nobody steals my baseball cards)
(Ain't nobody steals my baseball cards)
(Ain't nobody steals my baseball cards)

Everyday, I look through Mickey Mantle,
to a rookie card from Ken Griffey
Every single year, every designer
Topps and Fleer are my great companies
When you touch, I'll probably spank you
They're mine so that I can see, ooh...

(ain't nobody steals my baseball cards)
Or else, i'll tell my mother
(You may get some, but I keep a lot)
I may even have world series games
(Why not take away my baseball glove)
I'll get my irish setter
(ain't nobody steals my baseball cards)

I can stick it up to the wall for wallpaper
They got some in stores from today
My big card collection will keep growin'
You can play Nintendo or golf just today
But don't touch my precious collection
Now just run, come back another day, woo-hoo

(Ain't nobody steals my baseball cards)
Why not get your own and take some home?
(You may get plenty or just a lot)
Your collection begins and it never ends
(They came from this year and it's on stores)
But not my memoralibia
(Ain't nobody steals my baseball cards)

Ooh, they're a good thing, good thing I got
You can buy a lot

(repeat choruses 1 and 2)