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Song Parodies -> "I'm Scared Of Heights"

Original Song Title:

"December 1963 (Oh What A Night)"

Original Performer:

The Four Seasons

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Scared Of Heights"

Parody Written by:

lebeiW15

The Lyrics

I'm scared of heights
I hate leaning over balconies
Even elevators frighten me
'Cause I am really scared of heights.

I'm scared of heights
You know, I hate the thought of climbing stairs
9-story buildings give me quite a scare
I am really, scared of heights

Oh, I, I get a queasy feeling when I stand on a roof
And I, don'ot wanna trip and fall and go Ka-BOOM!

I'm scared of heights
Escalators, elevators too
Sports arenas give me quite a spook
Call me scared, but I hate heights

I don't like riding those giant roller coasters
I'd rather stay on ground, I'd even go way down under!
I'm scared of heights!

Oh, I, I get a queasy feeling when I stand on a roof
And I, don'ot wanna trip and fall and go Ka-BOOM!

I'm scared of heights
Why don't I like riding in a plane?
Am I gonna fall out of the windowpane?
I am really scared of heights.

I don't like riding those giant roller coasters
I'd rather stay on ground, I'd even go way down under!

I'm scared of heights!
(Do, do, do, do, do, Do, do, do, do, do, do)
I'm scared of heights!
(Do, do, do, do, do, Do, do, do, do, do, do)
I'm scared of heights!
(Do, do, do, do, do, Do, do, do, do, do, do)
I'm scared of heights!
(Do, do, do, do, do, Do, do, do, do, do, do)
I'm scared of heights!
(Do, do, do, do, do, Do, do, do, do, do, do)

lebeiw@lycos.com
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Pacing: 4.3
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Overall Rating: 4.2
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Jeff Reuben - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Very funny. I got a laugh out of this, as I have my own issues with heights
Claude Prez - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Wow. Great job.
Royce Miller - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
This was a great idea.
Michael Pacholek - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Are you, by any chance, related to Michael Jackson? If so, can you introduce me to Janet? Kudos for taking on Frankie and the Boys from Noork, N'Jersey.
lebeiw - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments... just noticed I spelled "December" wrong in the title, and I also spelled "don't" as "don'ot" (again)... ugh, I need to stop submitting these at 10:30 at night...
Billy Florio - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent excellent work lebeiw! Im kinda scared of heights too :-(
Peregrin - May 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Really well done, lebeiW!
Mike Florio - May 19, 2003 - Report this comment
that was possibly one of the best songs Ive read in a while, good job Leb!
Mike Florio - May 19, 2003 - Report this comment
thats the sound of me kicking myself for not thinking of this parody...
Michael Pacholek - November 01, 2003 - Report this comment
How do you feel about receiving high scores?
Johnny D - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Well-crafted and slick - good work.
AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Best Medical Parody

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