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Song Parodies -> "Hoop on"

Original Song Title:

"Float On"

Original Performer:

The Floaters

Parody Song Title:

"Hoop on"

Parody Written by:

Arcade Junkie

The Lyrics

March...a time for spring means another spring past time...
Aquarius, Libra, Leo, Cancer
Dick, Jim, Mike, Verne

Aquarius, And I'm Dick Vitale,
Now I like a network who loves it's freedom
And I want a play-by-play man and not on my own
And if you want to hear "Awesome, Baby," come on in

Take my hand, come with your hoopsters, to March land
College b-ball, the way it should be,
One shining moment, It takes you to...

Hoop, Hoop on (say it, say it, say it again)
Hoop on (Dick Vitale) Hoop on

Libra, and I'm Jim Boehim
Now I like a hoopster who's not quiet
A hoopster being drafted like Carmelo Anthony

Ooh...take my hand, come with your hoopsters to March land
College b-ball, the way it should be
My one shining moment, it took Melo to...

Hoop, Hoop on (Hoop on, Me-Lo)
Hoop on, Hoop On (Syracuse Orange)
Hoop, Hoop, Hoop on (woo, yeah)
Just hoop on, hoop on

Leo, and I'm Mike Krzyzewski
You see, my college is the biggest fan base in the world
They say to me, "Coach K, you are a wild flower"
And if they understand what i'm sayin'
I want you to...

mmm...take my hand, take your hoopsters to March land
College B-ball, the way it should be
Our shining Moments did take us to...

Hoop, hoop on (The Cameron Crazies)
Hoop on, hoop on (yeah)

Cancer, And I'm Verne Lundquist
And I'm with a network that has everybody and everything
'cause March Madness means everybody & everything
And you know what, hoopsters, if I can cut the nets for you,
this is what I want you to do...

Ooh, yeah, take my hand
Take your hoopsters to March land
College b-ball, the way it should be
On to your one shining moment, listen

Hoop, hoop on (So hoop with CBS)
Hoop on, Hoop on, (whoa-hoa)
Hoop, Hoop, Hoop on (yeah, you better hoop on)

(buzzer sounds)

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