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Song Parodies -> "Wife Got A Sex Change"

Original Song Title:

"Life In The Fast Lane"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Wife Got A Sex Change"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

she didn't make a good man
she was not very handsome
cause she had never been pretty
she was mixed up and went lookin' for answers
with the docs in a far off city
she had a nasty replication of a huge tool
it might have been juiceless, but worked pretty cool
we had too much in common
when we went to bed
i said, "listen, mister, our sex life's goin' dead"

wife got a sex change
shirley changed her name to mike
wife got a sex change

i don't like it so far

eager for action, but wantin' a dame
i felt no attraction for my former flame
i like feminine people
with those valleys and hills
with a sex drive that's hearty
full of heavenly thrills
now, my wife is a terror
hair on her face
wasn't difficult to notice
when she gave me an embrace
she started shavin', but still it ain't right
i was too scared to make it
she was too butch to think about it

wife got a sex change
shirley changed her name to mike
wife got a sex change
wife got a sex change
everything...down the line
wife got a sex change..uh huh

something i'm learnin'
though it sounds perverse
if my wife doesn't stop, fine
my own sex i'll reverse
i said "listen, baby, i can lose this dangly thing
if you wanna try it my way
oh, what passion i could bring"
i said "call the doctor...he'll fix me up a gash
when done i'll look quite stunning
but it takes a lot of cash"
we went rushin' down the freeway
and my goods were lopped off
she didn't care...she was just dyin' to climb on

and that's when...i got a sex change
surely, i have lost my mind
i got a sex change
i got a sex change
i'm a girl...all the time
i got a sex change

i got a sex change
i got a sex change

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MrMacphisto - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty twisted... LOL
Laurence Dunne - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Heebie Jeebies!!! [shiver]
alvin rhodes - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks for takin' a look
al - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
best parody here in over a month. 555 absolutely great!
Phil Alexander - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
"shirley changed her name to mike" - very good.
Ravyn Rant - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I laughed so hard my boss came over to see what was so funny. He thought it was great too! All fives from us both.
alvin rhodes - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
i'm pleased...glad everybody liked it....thank you
Claude Prez - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Very funny; great title.
Paul Robinson - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin - HE-ster-ical! Whoa, talk about a mixed-up couple! Makes the Kinks "Lola" look like a Soccer Mom!
alvin rhodes - April 15, 2004 - Report this comment
thank you claude and paul
Johnny D - April 15, 2004 - Report this comment
It's parodies like these that could make a man wonder if Freud was right about, er, some things..... 5's
pkbites - April 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Holy wow! This is a masterpiece! 5+ across the board! I am in awe! WE'RE NOT WORTHY! WE'RE NOT WORTHY! Really great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
alvin rhodes - April 16, 2004 - Report this comment
(blushes)
Agrimorfee - April 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Funniest I have read in a long, long time!! WOW! 555 (would you believe that the story described in the song actually happened to a couple...it was a story on NBC's "Real People"!)
Peregrin - April 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Great! I had already copied out "shirley changed her name to mike" for special mention, and I see Phil did as well. Very funny!
alvin rhodes - April 16, 2004 - Report this comment
thank you both for the kind words...i appreciate it
Meriadoc - April 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Great one! My fave line: "Listen baby, I can lose this dangly thing." ;-D
alvin rhodes - April 18, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks merry
Side Show Gez - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Great stuff. One of the best parodies I've come across. Keep up the good work.
Claude Prez - July 12, 2014 - Report this comment
It's the AmiRight Classic of the Day! Great stuff dude
Annie - October 12, 2014 - Report this comment
Hahahahaha awesome! 5s for you!

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