He's 'the Donald', big boss man on 'the apprentice'
He's been one firin' menace for so long now
Oh, he's a hard one
And now there's a second season
His shows that are reachin', viewers
Makes N-B-C proud

Don't you see him in the boardroom boy
He'll beat you 'cause he's able
You know 'winning the task' is always your best bet

Now N-B-C loves, it's ratings
That shot way past the scales
But 'the Donald' wants the most that he can get

He's 'the Donald', oh, he ain't gettin' no poorer
His fame and his wonder, are drivin' his show
And Nielson, oh Nielson well, that's eighteen million watchin'
His vision is 'Awesome' in a world all his own

Wollman rink gets cold in the winter time
Ed Koch was slow, Mr. Trump did shine
His hard work paved for 'prime time' escapades
He's producin' all his books and shows
Ain't it funny how his 'hair-do' flies away

He's 'the Donald', why don't you join 'the apprentice'
Come join his successes, don't be afraid
He may be frownin', but he's a goodguy to talk to
You better let 'the Donald' fire you, or he won't get paid