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Song Parodies -> "Rest Of My Stuff"

Original Song Title:

"Best Of My Love"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Rest Of My Stuff"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

every morning...i'm missing my bed
this brokedown couch makes me scream
springs pokin' out...the cushions in shreds
comin' apart at the seams
i know our union's over
but that's not the part that's tough
i've no cash for buyin'
please give me the rest of my stuff

beautiful vases and silk pillowcases
i miss the way that we lived
but now i find...that nothin' is mine
i gave up all i could give
i've been snowplowed...and no rights i'm allowed
your lawyer's really playin' rough
i don't want your heart
just give me the rest of my stuff

oh....ex-darlin'
give back the rest of my stuff
oh...ex-darlin'
give back the rest of my stuff

its really such a crime
wiped out, so it seems
but if you weren't so tight
then i would be alright
but all my stuff you're keepin'

so every morning...i wake up in fury
i hate you more, every day
you want it your way...and i want it mine
all my things have been taken away
you know that once, we had each other, baby
and then you left in a huff
but i don't want your heart
just give me the rest of my stuff

oh....ex-darlin'
give back the rest of my stuff
oh...ex-darlin'
give back the rest of my stuff

every night, i pray
i get the rest of my stuff

oh....ex-darlin'
give back the rest of my stuff
oh...ex-darlin'
give back the rest of my stuff



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Paul Wooten - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Been there, lost that! Very nice Alvin 555
Bob Gomez - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good work, Alvin. I thought the bridge could have used a little more punch, though. Still the best parody of this song I've ever seen. d;:^)
Claude Prez - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Great stuff
Jan Unwin - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm sad because I think this really happens a lot. But I like your parody! 5-5-5
alvin rhodes - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
happened to me....fortunately all i owned were 10, 000 records and she didn't want those...hee hee hee
Diva - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Just material things , Alvin. Your self respect is the most importaint thing---and no one can take from you! Good Job!
Billy Florio - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job
Paul Robinson - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin - Hope the "ex" doesn't get custody of this "Stuff", it's too well written to give away without a struggle. 5-5-5.
alvin rhodes - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks for voting, folks
the man - January 31, 2011 - Report this comment
biches be crazy

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