-> "Rest Of My Stuff"
Original Song Title:
"Best Of My Love"
Parody Song Title:
"Rest Of My Stuff"
The Lyrics
every morning...i'm missing my bed
this brokedown couch makes me scream
springs pokin' out...the cushions in shreds
comin' apart at the seams
i know our union's over
but that's not the part that's tough
i've no cash for buyin'
please give me the rest of my stuff
beautiful vases and silk pillowcases
i miss the way that we lived
but now i find...that nothin' is mine
i gave up all i could give
i've been snowplowed...and no rights i'm allowed
your lawyer's really playin' rough
i don't want your heart
just give me the rest of my stuff
oh....ex-darlin'
give back the rest of my stuff
oh...ex-darlin'
give back the rest of my stuff
its really such a crime
wiped out, so it seems
but if you weren't so tight
then i would be alright
but all my stuff you're keepin'
so every morning...i wake up in fury
i hate you more, every day
you want it your way...and i want it mine
all my things have been taken away
you know that once, we had each other, baby
and then you left in a huff
but i don't want your heart
just give me the rest of my stuff
oh....ex-darlin'
give back the rest of my stuff
oh...ex-darlin'
give back the rest of my stuff
every night, i pray
i get the rest of my stuff
oh....ex-darlin'
give back the rest of my stuff
oh...ex-darlin'
give back the rest of my stuff
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