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Song Parodies -> "The Immigrant song"

Original Song Title:

"Take It Easy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"The Immigrant song"

Parody Written by:

Dai

The Lyrics

Well, I'm gunning down a Pole
Hidin' loose in my load
I've got seven immigrants this time
Four that wanna roadie,
Two that wanna stow-away
One says he's a friend of mine

We're so easy, we're so easy
We'll let a van with four Afghani's
drive through Calais
Tighten up you're guard in France
won't even try to check their vans
Just find a place that takes Afghans
Yeah Britain's easy

Well, I've a standing Balkan solider
with wings upon his shoulder
such a fine sight to see
It's a girl! my Lord, with flat chest
Cord's lowerin' down, I'll take a look at she

"Come on, baby, don't say maybe
I wanna know if your seats free, you gotta save me
You may choose to let me in, though
you will never see me here again
so open up, I'm climbin' in,
To Britains freebie's"

Well I'm gunning down a Pole hidin' loose in
my load, got a girl whose Visa card's expired
lookin' for a lover who won't blow her
cover, he's so hard to find

We're so easy, we're so easy
We'll let a van with four Afghani's
drive through Calais
"Come on, baby, don't say maybe
I wanna know if your seats free, you gotta save me"
ooh ooh ooh
Oh she's got it easy
She oughta, Britain's easy

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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mac - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Gunnin' down the poor Polish guy's a bit much... but well done overall. 5's
Johnny D - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
What mac said. 5's
Mari D - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought that it was going to be a parody of the Zeppelin song.
Chris - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job on the parody! I read your parody, now how bout you read mine? "Come On Over" to the Shania Twain section and "Check It Out"
teacher - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
You're guarding France, or your guard in france, but not you're guard in France, unless u put an a in front of guard. Make sense? Pretty funny,4-5-5-

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