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Oh how you thunder my senses
You been in my intestines
For so long now
Oh, you're a hot one
( An' ) I know that you got your seeds in
They're like little beads, and they
Burn through me, yeee-OWW!
Don't you eat those seeds of fire, boy
They'll burn holes in your colon
Although Pepto Bismol can give you some relief
Now it seems to me, some hot things
Down your guts have been a-rollin'
When they exit you they'll burn be-yond belief
Oh your burn's gettin' much stronger
Your heat's lastin' longer
It's drivin' me mad
Ah methane, oh methane
Well, that's my intestines talkin'
My abdomen's squawkin'
An' I'm fartin' so bad
If your feet get cold in the winter time
Ha-be-ner-o can warm your toes fine
Ain't hard to smell them peppers fumigate
You're passin' gas so hot it glows
It ain't funny when that vapor blows your way
You've blown away all my senses
I have no defenses
Butt's a hot-plate
I sit here strainin'
Butt flares with pain though I want more
You better wear some rubber gloves, or,
(Wear some rubber gloves or)
This pepper you'll hate
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