Song Parodies -> Hotel Lincoln Bedroom

Original Song Title:

"Hotel California"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

  
Parody Song Title:

"Hotel Lincoln Bedroom"

Parody Written by:

Billy Florio

On a dark D.C. Highway
White House over there
The smell of Corruption
Rising up through the air
Just our last President
Took advantage of this place
He thought it would be easy, that's right him;
So he was a big disgrace
He would wait in the doorway
Sold tickets over there
He did some thinking to himself, but it turns out
he just didn't care
He would just use the spin docs
They would clear his own name
But till then he would go on
Just playing his game

Welcome to the Hotel Lincoln Bedroom
Such a lovely place- (Such a lovely place )
What a big disgrace
Were letting you sleep at the hotel Lincoln Bedroom
Any time of year- (Any time of year)
There's corruption here

His mind is definitely twisted
It will be till the end
He got alot of pretty, pretty girls
He says are friends
He just wanted some money
Don't know what for
Says he don't remember
Lets go ask Al Gore
So we called Ken Starr
"Please look at his lies"
and he said
"It all is just corruption, he does it all the time"
And Still he was letting, people come there and stay
They will sleep through the middle of the night
And most of the day-ay

Welcome to the Hotel Lincoln Bedroom
Such a lovely Place- (Such a lovely place)
What a big disgrace
Plenty of room at the Hotel Lincoln Bedroom
"I don't know those guys"
That's your alibi

Monica is kneeling
Tells her to play nice
and she said
"Who are all those people here?"
"And what's that device?"
In slick Willy's Chambers
He is like such a beast
He backstabs with his little lies
We will never get some peace
One thing he remembers, there was
People at the door
They just offered him some money
For the place they were before
"Relax" said the Bill-man
'I just want you to receive"
"You can talk any time you like,
Just find someone to believe!!"
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