-> "Life in The Fat Lane"
Original Song Title:
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Parody Song Title:
"Life in The Fat Lane"
The Lyrics
Life In the Fat Lane
(Ode to Jabba the Hut and Princess Leya)
He was a green obese thang
He was grotesquely loathesome
and She was verbally witty
She cursed him up
And he held her for 'musement on a chain
'cuz she was so pretty
She wore a skimpy little outfit for this evil dude
His goons they were ruthless, His manners were crude
They had nothing in common, she just wanted out
She'd yell, Hey there Fatso! Your lights are goin' out!
Life in the fat lane
Surly bloke! Revolting swine!
Life in the Fat lane
Are you with me so far?
Drooling for action but too fat and lame
There was no attraction, she kringed at his game
He knew all the wrong people
He took all the cheap thrills
At his outlandish parties, he chowed down and he swilled
There was slime on his torso, warts on his chin
She just couldn't help but notice his disgusting toadish grin
Danced every evening, until it was light
He was too huge to move it, she was all fired ta fight about it
Life in the fat lane
Surly bloke! Revolting swine!
Life in the fat lane
Life in the fat lane
Same ol' crap all the time
Life in the fat lane, uh huh
(instrumental)
Huffin' and puffin', blinded by lust
He didn't see her climb up
Took a turn for the worse
She said, "Listen Jabba! Can't you see your end is near?!
She garroted, choked and strangled -
Just below his goddam ears!
She yelled, "Hey Skywalker! I think we gotta dash!"
Skywalker says "I'm comin', gotta un-thaw Solo first!"
They went running out the doorway
Missed the ship and got caught
They shot it out- they were just lucky to get off
And it was life in the Fat lane
Life in the fat lane
Life in the fat lane
Life in the fat lane
Life in the fat lane
(At Jabba d'Hut's place)
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