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Song Parodies -> "Life in The Fat Lane"

Original Song Title:

"Life In The Fast Lane"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Life in The Fat Lane"

Parody Written by:

Smurf

The Lyrics

Life In the Fat Lane
(Ode to Jabba the Hut and Princess Leya)


He was a green obese thang
He was grotesquely loathesome
and She was verbally witty
She cursed him up
And he held her for 'musement on a chain
'cuz she was so pretty
She wore a skimpy little outfit for this evil dude
His goons they were ruthless, His manners were crude
They had nothing in common, she just wanted out
She'd yell, Hey there Fatso! Your lights are goin' out!


Life in the fat lane
Surly bloke! Revolting swine!
Life in the Fat lane

Are you with me so far?


Drooling for action but too fat and lame
There was no attraction, she kringed at his game
He knew all the wrong people
He took all the cheap thrills
At his outlandish parties, he chowed down and he swilled
There was slime on his torso, warts on his chin
She just couldn't help but notice his disgusting toadish grin
Danced every evening, until it was light
He was too huge to move it, she was all fired ta fight about it
Life in the fat lane
Surly bloke! Revolting swine!
Life in the fat lane
Life in the fat lane
Same ol' crap all the time
Life in the fat lane, uh huh


(instrumental)


Huffin' and puffin', blinded by lust
He didn't see her climb up
Took a turn for the worse
She said, "Listen Jabba! Can't you see your end is near?!
She garroted, choked and strangled -
Just below his goddam ears!
She yelled, "Hey Skywalker! I think we gotta dash!"
Skywalker says "I'm comin', gotta un-thaw Solo first!"
They went running out the doorway
Missed the ship and got caught
They shot it out- they were just lucky to get off
And it was life in the Fat lane
Life in the fat lane
Life in the fat lane
Life in the fat lane
Life in the fat lane
(At Jabba d'Hut's place)

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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The Boss - October 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Who voted 1-1-1 i thought this was 5-5-5 very well done!
Jeff Reuben - October 06, 2003 - Report this comment
This was good. Very close on the pacing and the words kept me entertained =)
Olvan The Terrible - October 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good Star Wars filkage. And here I thought it would be just another song that bashes fat people for no reason!
Guy DiRito - October 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent SW parody and ran well with the movie. Well paced and imaginative. Definate 5 material.
Melhi - October 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Not what I expected, plus it was funny and I didn't have to be an avid SW fan to "get" it. Nicely done!
Peregrin - October 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Good work Smurf !
Fritz the cat - October 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Hahahahahahaahahaahahaahah......very well made
Smurf - October 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks y'all! Cool Cool Cool!!! I'm havin'so much fun!
Smurf - October 07, 2003 - Report this comment
To the Boss: Yeah you're right. Somebody thinks that I suck so bad that they feel that I deserve a 1-1-1 vote. Thats kinda pathetic I think. I wouldn't vote at all if I felt a parody was that bad! Sorry they didn't feel the way others do about this one. Thanks to all who enjoyed it for the votes! Any hoooooooo...................................
Wild Man - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Don't feel bad about "One's Guy". He hits us all at random. Were not sure who does it or why. You did a great job with your parody. Keep up the good work.
CHUCKY: I wish you'd keep track of the little spammer, and at least give a firm warning!

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