-> "Made-up Woman"
Original Song Title:
"Witchy Woman"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Made-up Woman"
The Lyrics
Made-up Woman
Avon hair and Revlon lips
Grizzley-like red finger tips
Pencilled eyebrows all plucked out
She's a dolled up floosey with a phoney pout
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Yoo Hoo! Made-up woman
See how hard she tri-i-ies!
Yoo Hoo! Made-up woman
She's got botox perfect eyes
Trowelled on base coat, extra thick
False eye-lashes, glued to stick
Colored contacts, neon blue
Her hair and her nail colors, match her shoes
(chorus)
Yoo Hoo! Made-up woman
See how hard she tri-i-ies!
Yoo Hoo! Made-up woman
She's got botox perfect eyes
She wears a face cream in the night
Fighting wrinkles and U V light
Crazy curlers in her netted hair
And she drives her man to madness
With too much self care!
(chorus)
Yoo Hoo! made-up woman
See how hard she tri-i-ies!
Yoo Hoo! made-up woman
She's got botox perfect eyes
Well it shows she's had a boob-job
Swear it on my loofah!
She's had lifts and tucks and suctioned thighs
And there's some rumours goin' round
Spider veins abound
And she hangs out at the clinic
'til her tans just right
(chorus)
Yoo Hoo! Made-up woman
See how hard she tri-i-ies
Yoo Hoo! Made-up woman
She's got botox perfect eyes
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