Somebody's gonna break some wind before the night is through
Somebody's gonna drop some ass, there's nothing you can do
Everybody's eatin' brats and cheese, and drinkin' ice cold beer
When they finish eatin' up those beans, you'll wish you were not here

There's gonna be a fart raid tonight, a fart raid tonight, I know
There's gonna be a fart raid tonight, a fart raid tonight, I know

Some people like to keep theirs in, some folks can't hold theirs that long
But nobody wants to smell that smell, that's just so sick and wrong
Bob's stench is gonna last for hours, curl the paint right of the wall
Some time before the game gets done, Mel's gonna blow a hole right through the wall

There's gonna be a fart raid tonight, a fart raid tonight, I know
There's gonna be a fart raid tonight, a fart raid tonight, I know
There's gonna be a fart raid tonight, just keep those cheeks real tight
Don't put up a fight, that match you can not light
There's gonna be a fart raid tonight, a fart raid tonight, I know

Somebody's gonna break some wind before the night is through
Somebody's gonna drop some ass, there's nothing you can do
Everybody's eatin' brats and cheese, and drinkin' ice cold beer
When they finish eatin' up those beans, you'll wish you were not here

There's gonna be a fart raid tonight, a fart raid tonight, I know
There's gonna be a fart raid tonight, a fart raid tonight, I know
Well you can do it in the bathroom if you just don't have the will
Or you can take yourself outside but just don't do it near the grill
There's gonna be a fart raid tonight, a fart raid tonight, I know
There'll be a fart raid tonight, a fart raid tonight I know

Break that fart