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Song Parodies -> "Coke Machine's Out-of-Order"

Original Song Title:

"Hotel California"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Coke Machine's Out-of-Order"

Parody Written by:

Cameron

The Lyrics

In a dark empty hallway
cold change in my hand
warm smell of school tacos
and seeing instruments from band

Up ahead in the distance
I saw a familiar light
My feet grew quick, and my head kept straight
had to avoid some guy on the right

There it stood in the corner
heard the school's bell ring
And i thought to myself
I could get Coke or I could get Gin-Sing

Then this guy pointed
showed me what the machine had to say
i heard a voice down the hallway
thought i heard him say:

Sorry but the Coke machine's out-of-order
such a sad disgrace (such a sad disgrace)
such a drag today
Tell someone the Coke machine's out-of-order
any time of year (any time of year)
it can be repaired
it can be repaired

My mind went Pepsi Twisted
I then saw a girl named Jen
She got the only, only Coke
that i could see then
how she held it in front of me
sweet summer drink
I tried to grab it
She tried to swing
So i called to the principle
please bring me a Sprite
He said
We haven't had that drink here since i had one last night
and still that kid is calling from far away
wake you up in the middle of class
just to hear them say

Sorry but the Coke machine's out-of-order
such a sad disgrace (such a sad disgrace)
such a drag today
Kickin the Coke machine thats out-of-order
what a sad surprise (what a sad surprise)
Man my throat is dry

Tiles on the ceiling
Smell of beans and rice
and she said
were all just prisoners here
chewing this nasty ice
and in the principle's office
he gathers for his lunch feast
he stabs it with his plastic fork
but cant cut through the meat

Last thing i remember
i was runnin past the doors
had to find another coke machine, but not the one i found before
relax said the janitor
its programmed to reoperate
it can be refilled any time we like
get to class before your late!

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Yoness - May 21, 2003 - Report this comment
I enjoyed this one, very funny and also realistic. Had a few pacing problems that I was willing to overlook because of some clever word plays on the original lyrics. 5's all the way.
Billy Florio - May 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job
Peregrin - May 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job, Cameron
Sweet Indigo - May 23, 2003 - Report this comment
*giggles* great stuff.
stargirl - May 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job

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