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Song Parodies -> "Thunder Thighs"

Original Song Title:

"Lyin Eyes"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Thunder Thighs"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins And Texasgrrl

The Lyrics

whoever she is, she's great this texas grrl
Jenny Craig, is home her phone starts beepin
legs like jelly pies is on the phone
to her feet, her calves keep slowly creepin,
not to mention her big belly roll

late at night her big old ass gets hungry
the rumblin sound is heard around the room
a pizza man is comin with salvatiion
she even sweeps the crumbs up with a broom

she stays in, watch the tube, a couch potato
just like them, her skin will grow some "eyes"
Regis, Kelly start out how the day goes
as she rubs some oil unto her thunder thighs

You can't hide
Those thunder thighs
And that dress
Is a thin disguise
I thought by now
You'd realize
Ain't no way to hide those thunder thighs


she has ordered fries from KFC kentucky,
poutine on the side, is really nice
tried the crispy chicken, it was yucky
settled for a triple cheesy slice

she gathers up her treats they hold together
puts the wrappers in bags when she's done
she's big enough to shield you from the weather
on her way to weighin half a ton

You can't hide
Those thunder thighs
And that dress
Is a thin disguise
I thought by now
You'd realize
Ain't no way to hide those thunder thighs


she gets up, and farts herself a long one
the ripples coincide with her big cheeks
sits back down finds her remote's the wrong one,
it's in her crack, it won't be seen for weeks

You can't hide
Those thunder thighs
And that dress
Is a thin disguise
I thought by now
You'd realize
Ain't no way to hide those thunder thighs

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Jeff Reuben - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
This was really funny. I've had an idea for a similar song for awhile now (along the big thighs theme), but you stole my "thunder" =)
Royce Miller - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
"it's in her crack, it won't be seen for weeks" I love that line; I might be laughin for weeks
Billy Florio - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job Malcolm!
Peregrin - May 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job, but what happened to the last two verses? Did she sit on them as well?
Mark Linville - May 25, 2003 - Report this comment
I am not worthy! I am not worthy!
AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Best Duet

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