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Song Parodies -> "I Spy Spooky Mansion"

Original Song Title:

"Hotel California"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"I Spy Spooky Mansion"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

On a PC computer, game disc in the drive
There's the Scholastic logo, shining red and alive
Very soon on the flat screen, I had to type my name in
My eyes were focused on that haunted house
The blue door opened up
Skelly stood in the doorway
I heard "Enter, If You Dare"
And I was thinking to myself
This could be scary or this could be fun
Then I entered the front hall and the door closed itself
There were musings in my head
I just must say to myself...

Welcome back to I Spy Spooky Mansion
Such a lovely game (such a lovely game)
Such a lovely aim
Plenty of stuff all in I Spy Spooky Mansion
Any time of day (any time of day)
A great thing to play

Its plot is made of 3 ways out, the first a secret message
You got to earn every, every piece to get an out passage
Next you shrink down to a midget, sweet shrinking soup
Adventures to remember, adventures won't forget

So I went in a third time
To fix the ghost machine
Skelly, laid out all the plans so it works right on the scene
And once that machine's working, make 7 ghosts OK
When I restart the game once again
I heard my smart mind say...

Welcome back to I Spy Spooky Mansion
Such a lovely game (such a lovely game)
Such a lovely aim
They haunting me up all in I Spy Spooky Mansion
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
Show your dear allies

Riddles throughout each room
Mystery Bins is cool
And fans say "Creepy Collections here, is not only for a ghoul"
And through the mansion's areas
Be spooked out by Skelly
She'll help you with her skull so white
Even though she's sans belly

Last thing I remember, I was
Making ghost seven
I had to find other ghosts
To escape out from this den
"Find me", said white Skelly
This game's programmed to receive
You can only enter through the front door
There's three ways here to leave!"

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LoriLoud33 - August 24, 2021 - Report this comment
My next parody will be The Loud House: Escape from Spooky Mansion.

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