-> "Hezbollahi"
Original Song Title:
"Desperado"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Hezbollahi"
The Lyrics
Hezbollahi
Why dont you get up and do right
You've been acting like a Shi'ite .. for so long now
Oh, you're a crazed one
But I know you're seeking the Virgins
These things that are urging you
Can hurt folks somehow
Dont you pray Medinan Ayats, Boy
They will make you quite unstable
You know that Ninth Sura will always cause regret
Now it seems to me some fine words
Can be found in the verse, "The Table"
But you only read the ones that lead to death
Hezbollahi, Oh, you caused all that dyin'
But it ain't toppled Zion, new path you should choose
And jihad .. Oh, jihad
Well that's just mad mullahs talking
The Arabs are walking
To make peace with the Jews
Dont defeat get old in the Palestine
It seems old foes want to realign
It's hard to tell the Sunnis from the Jews
You're losing all your blast and burns
Aint if funny how your fellows turned .. the screw
Hezbollahi, why dont you come to your senses
Back off from contentious .. Offer the branch
You may be warrin', but there's a Blackhawk above you
You better let some Jarhead love you
(Let some Jarhead love you!!)
You better let some Jarhead love you
Before it's too late
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