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Song Parodies -> "Paul Ryan's Lies"

Original Song Title:

"Lyin' Eyes"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Paul Ryan's Lies"

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

Since the weasly little twerp Speaker of the House is retiring, I wanted to send him this fond farewell. What a two-faced little bastard he was.....ran his mouth against Trump in 2016 and then kissed his ass for the last two years. Typical Republican.....talks out of both sides of his mouth. Bye Bye Ryan....you will NOT be missed.
Politicians seem to find out quickly
How they grease your palms with just a bribe
He loves Ayn Rand
but hates the old and sickly
His feelings for the poor he just can't hide


On the Right, sometimes the House gets greedy
I guess every politician has a price
And it breaks his heart to help the poor and needy
It's what he gets for taking Trump's advice


So he tells us he wants tax cuts for the wealthy
It helps to bring more jobs into your town
But he don't mind that people won't stay healthy
Obamacare he's trying to bring down


Can't deny Paul Ryan's lies
all the facts that he denies
Voters need to realize
There ain't no truth inside Paul Ryan's lies


On the other side of town a PAC is plotting
With plans for the elections they could steal
The party, from the inside out, is rotting
Just look at all the good laws they've repealed.


The Senate and the House, they get together
To reconcile the bill that helps the rich
He swears your taxes won't go up, not ever....
He's just a lyin' no-good sonofabitch!

We can fight Paul Ryan's lies
We can vote----against these guys
Now's the time to realize....
There's just one way to fight Paul Ryan's lies


He calls Fox, and tells old Sean a "tall one"
And stares into the camera with a lie
Another choice, it's gonna be the wrong one.
And we will all be glad when he's retired.

We wonder how things ever got this crazy.
They lie so much, they all just look like fools
They should be fired, it never seems to amaze me...
To stay in power, they just go change the rules

My oh my, they sure do a lot of strange things.
They craft the laws and bills so carefully.
Ain't it funny, being Speaker didn't change things?
He's still the lying twerp he used to be.


You can fight Paul Ryan's lies
You can vote----against these guys
It's come time to realize....
There's just one way to fight Paul Ryan's lies
There ain't a speck of truth in Ryan's lies
Only you can fight Paul Ryan's lies

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Alexander's Rag Tag Band - August 06, 2018 - Report this comment
Obama killed people without trying. In 2017, crude death rate for United States of America was 8.33 deaths per thousand population. Crude death rate of United States of America increased from 8.28 deaths per thousand population in 2015 to 8.33 deaths per thousand population in 2017 growing at an average annual rate of 0.33 %.
Libby - August 06, 2018 - Report this comment
News Flash: People are mortal! Film at 11!
kipper - December 28, 2018 - Report this comment
if it walks, talks, smells, & looks like a liar then it probably IS a liar!

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