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Song Parodies -> "Nosferatu"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Mike Juergens

The Lyrics

This is out of the depths of the hard drive. Truth is, I did 'vampire's POV' before Ann Rice did.... :)
You bit her while she was senseless
Now she's got 'bout a quart less,
And it's 'so long, now;'
Oh you're a cold one,
But I guess you've got your reasons,
Folks don't like your feedin'
And they hurt you sometimes.

Don't you bite the Queen of Diamonds, boy
She's bitter and she's stale--
The Queen of Heart's a juicy one, you bet;
Now it seems like lots of ladies want to give you all they're able,
But all you do is bite them, on the neck....

You know you're not getting older
The rot and the molder
Endlessly postponed;
But living--oh living,
That's just some people talking,
The undead go walking
Through this world all alone.

Does your crypt get cold in the winter time,
Got to hide 'till the sun don't shine,
It's hard to wait for night time, every day;
The houses hung with garlic cloves,
Such a funny way of saying go

Your victim came to her senses
Best look to your defenses;
Close up your gate;
The mob is howlin'
And there's a new dawn above you--
You'd better get before they shove you,
Get before they shove you,
Get before they shove you,
Up with a big stake.
(c) Copyright Michael Juergens

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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Susanna Viljanen - October 06, 2014 - Report this comment
This song leaves no one cold. 555 ml of type A+ here.
Jonathan - October 06, 2014 - Report this comment
made me think of "The Hash-Slinging Slasher" for some reason 5's
Dr. Oliver Clozoff - October 07, 2014 - Report this comment
You had me snorting at "'bout a quart less"
Mike J - October 07, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks, appreciate the comments and the votes!

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