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Song Parodies -> "Gleeful Easy Stealing"

Original Song Title:

"Peaceful Easy Feeling"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Gleeful Easy Stealing"

Parody Written by:

Rod Worden

The Lyrics

This won't be funny except to those of you who like dark humor and also have some understanding of the Ponzi banking system most of the world lives under. Not content to continue printing untold trillions out of thin air, U. S. bankers recently put their lobbyists into hyperdrive. And now, astonishingly yet true, the Bankruptcy Reform Act of 2005 defines ordinary bank depositors as lenders. --Yep, lenders! Specifically, unsecured creditors. The FDIC used to 'bail-out' banks, but with the FDIC being essentially broke, the new plan is to 'bail-in' banks --with depositor funds. The scams are now becoming so incredibly blatant that soon maybe even the average greed-tard in congress will realize that folks are beginning to catch on.

We like the way we print the cash to lay
Against our paychecks so fat
And we're gonna bury you in the desert some night
When our ponzi plan breaks you flat

'Cause we're about gleeful, easy stealin'
And we know you won't let us down
'Cause we already wrote you
In the ground

See, we found out a long time ago
What a banker can do to your dough
Ahh and we will take it allll away
You won't already know how it goes

We're all about gleeful, easy stealin'
And we know you'll all have to drown
'Cause we're already standin'
On high'r ground

--Instrumental break, as banks close and depositors discover their 'loans' went bad--

We get the feelin' that we own you
As a donor to expend
And this voice keeps whisperin' in our outer ears
Tells us we will never see you again..

'Cause we're about gleeful, easy stealin'
And we know you won't let us down
'Cause we already wrote you
Yes we already own you
We've already put you
In the ground

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

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Terminologist - September 22, 2014 - Report this comment
"Green-tard" if you're talking about the color of the money, "red-tard" if you're talking about the color of the ink.
Jonathan - September 22, 2014 - Report this comment
I'd give 5's but somebody took them
Rod - September 22, 2014 - Report this comment
Good one, thanks. In the earlier yrs most readers and writers on this site commonly gave feedback/comments. In fact, that was the fun, the banter that went back & forth in the comments section. Take care & keep sending in the good work you do. And watch those loans you're making to your bank..

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