Gorgonzola, why do you smell so offensive?
Your odour is so intensive and so pungent now
Oh, you're soft cheese
I know that cheeses of blue mould
get quite stinky when old, they
smell bit strong somehow

Don't you spread that cheese on sandwich, boy
it'll numb your taste-buds certainly
You know that thin, slice is always best choice to do
Now it seems to me, some fine things
are acquired tastes, you sure are
But you only taste good to those who love you

Gorgonzola, when you age you'll get hotter
Your taste and your odour will fill up my brain
And neighbours, oh neighbours, they're getting alarmed now
They think that I've somehow have blown up the drain

Don't your taste warm me in the winter time?
You're soft and white when you're in your prime
It's easy to tell when you're ripe from when you're raw
you're gaining taste and your smell grow strong
If you don't believe, just open the fridge's door -

Gorgonzola, your smell is me not offensive
it's only intensive and you're yum-yummy now
Oh, you're rarebit, and you taste is like heaven
it's up to eleven when I'll get a chow!