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Song Parodies -> "Nuke-Head In Town"

Original Song Title:

"New Kid In Town"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Nuke-Head In Town"

Parody Written by:

Fred Snider

The Lyrics

I sure am glad that they don't put you in prison for 2 years for making fun of the prez here, but I have been illegally jailed twice in America, so it doesn't just happen in Russia, or other worse countries.
There's news on TV, It sounds so peculiar,
They give him a Peace Prize, While he starts more wars,
They make him look sweet, While all he does is snow you,
But at least he ain't been caught, Making out with no whores.

Obama's so flakey, The nuke-head in town,
Everybody loathes him, But he's still around.

You open the paper, The rhetoric starts to fly,
War-monging fascists, Out to cause more pain,
But most people seem to be falling for all those lies,
So the smart peoples' protests are all in vain.

Obama's so flakey, The nuke-head in town,
He looks like a monkey, And acts like a clown.

So many young men want to be a soldier,
They don't want to live to get too much older, They're bolder,
But their hearts are colder.

It's not Democracy, When we're all being lied to.
It doesn't really matter who you vote for,
They're all cheating crooks, And they don't care who died to,
Make the rich men get richer, While most of us live like we're poor.

Obama's so flakey, The nuke-head in town,
Everybody loathes him, I'd say,
His "health care's" a fraud, And he jerks us around, a lie guy.

He's the nuke-head in town,
A flaky Brother nuke-head in town.

Everybody's balking 'bout the nuke-head in town.
The military's hawkin' with the nuke-head in town.

There's a nuke-head in town,
The smart people all fear it,
There's a nuke-head in town,
The generals all cheer it,
There's a nuke-head in town,
There's a nuke-head in town.

There's a nuke-head in town,
North Korea's gunnin',
There's a nuke-head in town,
The Iranians ain't funnin',
There's a nuke-head in town,
There's a nuke-head in town,
There's a nuke-head in town.


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Meriadoc - September 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Lot of cringe value here, but the fourth line was funny.
Lifeliver - September 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Well crafted, Fred

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